Another worthless apology
I don't know what's wrong with me. I get really good about posting, and then BOOM I stop. Well, I guess the sound of stopping would be more of a screeching halt. I'm not going to be political today. Although I am depressed that my home state has just been declared a "swing state" for the November election. I'll bitch about that for another day. But today, I'm going to do a "best of" music list. Remember, these are all my opinions and therefore are all undeniably correct.
Well, that's all for today. I think I'll get some more of these out there soon enough.
- Best Song about hookers: Worked Up So Sexual - The Faint
- Best song reminding you to listen to your mother: Don't Take Your Guns to Town - Johnny Cash
- Best song telling you how good it feels to be a gangsta: Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta - Geto Boys
- Best song about suicide: The Ledge - The Replacements
- Best song mocking another band: Hey, We're the Replacements - They Might be Giants
- Best song saying how great you are: R.A.M.O.N.E.S. - Ramones (ok, it was actually a Motörhead song, but the Ramones covered it on Ramones Mania 2 and on Greatest Hits Live
- Best song about killing a beloved television family: Murder in the Brady House - Screeching Weasel
- Best song about a lynching: Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday
- Best song honoring those who have the balls to ROCK: For Those About to Rock (We Salute You) - AC/DC
- Best song about infanticide AND rape: Last Caress - The Misfits
- Best song discussing the disparities between social classes: Common People - Pulp
- Best song that takes place in a bowling alley: Hand Springs - White Stripes
Well, that's all for today. I think I'll get some more of these out there soon enough.