Apr 11, 2004 22:19
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4: there. The Nahum Commentary alludes to Antiochus, and to Another
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: my bookshelf.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.: 10:34 p.m.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 10:22 p.m.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Big Black, "Kerosene."
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?: Walking from my car into my house after driving on the New Jersey Turnpike.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: Yahoo news.
9: What are you wearing?: socks, levi's, a U2 t-shirt (from the "Joshua Tree" tour.
10: Did you dream last night?: If I did, I don't remember having a dream.
11: When did you last laugh?: Tonight, immediately after a glass dish filled with mashed potatos spontaneously shattered.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: Textured paint, posters ("Say Anything," Marilyn Monroe, Brian Setzer, Elvis Presley) 2 records (autographed Elvis Costello and rare copy of The Rolling Stones' "Some Girls",) a woodcut print of a demon.
13: Seen anything weird lately?: A 1950's Chevy abandoned on the Turnpike.
14: What do you think of this quiz?: Original and spontaneous.
15: What is the last film you saw?: "Hellboy." DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: A big house.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I considered getting someone I know addicted to heroin. After careful consideration, I realized that this was a bad idea.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: I would immediately end all reality tv and prime-time soap operas ("The OC" and its ilk).
19: Do you like to dance?: No friggin' way.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Suzanne.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: August.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: Absolutely.