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[joshacid]

Pieces!

SEE!  Co-eds stalked by a masked, gloved maniac!  HEAR!  The buzzing of a chainsaw as victims are cut limb from limb!  FEEL!  Nausea.

Campus-stalkers are not generally my horror cup of tea, and Pieces was no exception...But I got it for $5.  The wriggling gorehound in me loved certain scenes, and it was remarkably MST3K-able (just ask Rob and

Comments

[angelalala]

i just want to get my mouht around you're wriggling gorehound

[joshacid]

dont bogart that wriggling gorehound suckle suckle suckle suckle

[mervlurker]

Harry Potter & The Wriggling Gorehound should be out this fall. So what if it's fan fiction by me? Still counts.

Still counts.

[joshacid]

Let me guess: Harry, Ron and Hermione find a wriggling gorehound in a ditch on the Hogwarts grounds...They poke at it with a stick, then release a scorpion onto it and they giggle as the scorpion stings the wriggling gorehound to death. Yeah yeah, your fan fiction is so predictable.

Wow, oops...If I had a dime for every time I mistake you for Sam Peckinpah...

[mervlurker]

NO...

Ron is imprisoned in Azkaban and gets paroled, but as a condition of early release Mad Eye Moody makes him rob Gringots with Ali MacGraw.

[joshacid]

PeckinPAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

("Robot HOOOUUUSSEE!!!!!")

[mervlurker]

There's an ogre in the basement!