First impressions.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!
So yesterday being the first day on the job, we all went out drinking last night. I haven't laughed that hard in a loooooooooooooong time. I met this laos-ian welder named "Ting" (Didn't get his real name) and the first thing this old guy said to me... Instant friend.
First time introduced to him, first thin he says to me.
Heavy asian accent.
"Oh I know him. We met at orgy months back. He was first guy to pull out. I have much respect for him"
How do you respond to that introduction?
Anyways, back to the FUCK x5.
So as the night goes on I've had alot of laughs and a few drinks, therefore I'm feeling pretty damn good.
Long story short, her name's Sasha. She's cute, sweet, Great sense of humor, OILERS FAN!
hehe So her and I are siting side by side up at the bar. She's leaning on me watching the oilers game and Ting drunkenly comes walking up and says to her "I'm a welder. I think you'd really like my helper" ....Walks out of the bar and comes back in in under a minute with a huge dildo under his arm. I mean HUGE!! about 2 feet long, and at least six inches wide. She laughed so hard she started coughing... I didn't ask why he had that in his welding truck.
What do I do. I'm pretty sweet on this girl, but what the hell future would there be? I sure as hell am not moving to this tiny burg. And I know I could have sex with this girl by the end of the job. But what would be the point? I aint that guy anymore.
Why doesn't this shit happen in the city?
AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!
So yesterday being the first day on the job, we all went out drinking last night. I haven't laughed that hard in a loooooooooooooong time. I met this laos-ian welder named "Ting" (Didn't get his real name) and the first thing this old guy said to me... Instant friend.
First time introduced to him, first thin he says to me.
Heavy asian accent.
"Oh I know him. We met at orgy months back. He was first guy to pull out. I have much respect for him"
How do you respond to that introduction?
Anyways, back to the FUCK x5.
So as the night goes on I've had alot of laughs and a few drinks, therefore I'm feeling pretty damn good.
Long story short, her name's Sasha. She's cute, sweet, Great sense of humor, OILERS FAN!
hehe So her and I are siting side by side up at the bar. She's leaning on me watching the oilers game and Ting drunkenly comes walking up and says to her "I'm a welder. I think you'd really like my helper" ....Walks out of the bar and comes back in in under a minute with a huge dildo under his arm. I mean HUGE!! about 2 feet long, and at least six inches wide. She laughed so hard she started coughing... I didn't ask why he had that in his welding truck.
What do I do. I'm pretty sweet on this girl, but what the hell future would there be? I sure as hell am not moving to this tiny burg. And I know I could have sex with this girl by the end of the job. But what would be the point? I aint that guy anymore.
Why doesn't this shit happen in the city?
AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!