Oh! I forgot!
True story: about 2 seconds after my boss approved my time off for the beach, my period started. I think my body was giving me the finger.
Why I have the best boyfriend ever: today, as I lay on the couch and prayed for death (a woman's period...DREADFUL, useless human experience IMHO), he ran my errands and brought me back a Snickers Blizzard from Dairy Queen (which I promptly hoovered up...YUM).
Thank you, my darling JP. You will be spared when I go on my PMS-induced killing spree. ♥
Why I have the best boyfriend ever: today, as I lay on the couch and prayed for death (a woman's period...DREADFUL, useless human experience IMHO), he ran my errands and brought me back a Snickers Blizzard from Dairy Queen (which I promptly hoovered up...YUM).
Thank you, my darling JP. You will be spared when I go on my PMS-induced killing spree. ♥