LMAO

[joseflores_band]

>> Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
>> >>Priest: "What have you done my child?"
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
>> >>
>> >>Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
>> >>
>> >> Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "Yes father."
>> >>
>> >>Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
>> >>
>> >>Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
>> >>
>> >> Girl: "Yes father."
>> >>
>> >>Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."
>> >>
>> >>Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "Yes father."
>> >>
>> >>Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"
>> >>
>> >> Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into
>> >>her"you know where")
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
>> >>
>> >>Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of
>> >>a bitch"
>> >>
>> >>Girl: "But father he had AIDS!
>> >>
>> >> Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH"