Not your usual Skeezball

[joreth]

OK, I rant and rave about assholes online.  Here's something different.

In addition to the totally clueless come-ons and the jerkoffs telling me to lighten up, there is another class of person who contacts me online.  The Guy Who Has Nothing To Say.

He's the guy who sends me an email with a total amount of 4 words in the content:  "Hi, how are you

Comments

[leora]

So, what is your view on receiving flowers if they weren't bought? Say, instead someone picked them from their garden.

[joreth]

Actually, I'm not really a fan of being given flowers, whether they're purchased or picked. They just die in a couple of days and then I have a mess on my countertops and the cats tend to knock vases over. I like certain flowers, I like looking at them and I like smelling them, but there are better gifts to give me if one insists on giving me gifts.

For instance, zen_shooter just gave me some knives that he already owned and was planning on getting rid of. I like knives. He had a couple nifty ones that I can use. I joked at work the other day that a good boyfriend knows that giving me weapons is better than giving me flowers. Except it's not really a joke :-D

[summer_jackel]

Heh, as always your on-line adventures are...painfully entertaining