Dear Santa, actually, I don't think I've been all that bad...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, figmentj (-5000 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I pushed the_no_lj_d in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole seinneann_ceoil 's purse (30 points). Last month I bought porn for madmanatw (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5697 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
joreth
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-5000 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pulled over and changed corpsefairy 's flat tire (15 points). In October I didn't flush (-1 points). In June I helped datan0de hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6170 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
joreth