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this is kinda lame, but i was bored when i *started* it, about 5 minutes in i was no longer bored. so I had to finish it.
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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: ....like never
Do you skip classes? How often?: no
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no
Do you steal?: no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: yes
Do you drool over celebrities?: no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: no, movies yes
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: sometimes
Do you read books often?: no i read magazines
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no, i used too now i'm always at work
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no
Do you cuss a lot?: constantly
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: on the odd occasion
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: no
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: no
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: no
Black nail polish?: no
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: yes
Marilyn Manson?: yes
Kittie?: yes
Cradle of Filth?: rarely
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: maybe
Do you like to be seen as: no
Are you an intellectual?: maybe
An atheist?: i guess you could say that
Horrible home life?: not so much, i mean i have 2 homes so that makes up for the dysfunction
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: no pajamas outside of the house... i'm not that fucking lazy
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: one day....
Loud, confident and opinionated?: often enough
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: never
Rancid?: never
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: not so much
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: ???
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: not so much
Talk a lot about sports?: not really
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: ...
Are you arrogant?: sometimes =D
Are you a male or female whore?: -_~d
Are you homophobic?: never
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: no
Boobs = yes?: they are nice
Parties = yes?: they are nice too
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: no i work at a gas station
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: --
Have you ever been on a diet?: --
How much did you lose?: --
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: --
Make yourself throw up?: --
Make-up?: --
Low-cut tops?: --
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: --
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: --
Giggle a lot?: --
What's the deal with boys?: --
Thongs?: --
Pretty bras?: --
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: --
Who's the weaker sex?: --
Are you a feminist?: --
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: --
How often do you shave your legs?: --
How about your armpits?: --
Are you emotional?: --
Especially when on your period?: --
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: little of both
Independence or Companionship?: companionship
Stability or Freedom?: little of both
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: isolation
Unique or Loved?: hrmmm =\
Understood or Individual?: -_-
You or Them?: blah..
How Stereotypical You Are... brought to you by BZOINK!
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Part 1... Basics
What's your name? ::: Jordan
Birthplace ::: Peterborough
Age ::: 19
Age you act ::: dumb question
Current location ::: my computer chair
Eye color ::: brown
Hair color ::: brown
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: right
Zodiac sign? ::: sagitarius
Height? ::: 5'11"
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::: canadian
Your hair ::: messy
Your fears ::: that mofo E.T. little guy scares me to death
Your perfect room ::: not my current homoesque style one
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::: lol, boo
Phrases you overuse :::
Your first thought when you wake up ::: -roll back over and go back to sleep-
Your greatest accomplishment ::: one day getting outta the p-dot
Something you want to do ::: get outta the p-dot
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::: meh
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: i could do without
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: maxim ala christina aguilera
Chocolate or vanilla ::: chocolate
Adidas or Nike ::: globe?
Black or white ::: black
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: bills
Burgers or hot dogs ::: hrmmm turkey dog
Egypt or France ::: neither
Rock or rap ::: nu-metal ?
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::: no
Cuss ::: constantly
Sing well ::: not even close to well
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: in my head constantly
Believe in yourself ::: not so much
Like taking these longass surveys? ::: prolly never again
Play an instrument ::: no
Want to go to college? ::: maybe one day
Want to get married? ::: i am
Want to have children? ::: depends
Think you're a health freak? ::: hell no
Get along with your parents ::: never
Get along with your siblings? ::: i do now
Think you're popular ::: no
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::: no
Drank alchohal ::: yep
Smoke ::: no
Get high ::: no
Done any drugs ::: no
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: no, we would have to have food for me to eat a box of anything
Been on stage ::: no
Gone skinny dipping ::: yes i had a bath yesterday
Been dumped ::: no
Dyed your hair ::: yes i actually have grey old man hair XO
Stolen anything ::: constantly
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::: ummm nette and deanie when they combine
Loudest ::: see above
Most shy ::: sarah
Blondest ::: nadine
Smartest ::: nette
Kindest ::: so me XO~~
Best personality ::: everyone is different
Most talented ::: nettie
Best singer :::
Most ghetto ::: no one is ghetto just the part of town nette and nadine live in is super ghetto
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: vicki
Pain in the ass ::: tyler
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::: tyler
Funniest ::: josh
Best person for advice ::: amy ... (not ALWAYS)
Dependable ::: nadine (ussually)
Trustworthy ::: nadine
Druggie ::: ashley
Most likely to end up in jail ::: i was at the police station today ... if that matters
Person you've known the longest ::: vicki, but we aren't exactly speaking anymore so nadine
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream :::
Last nightmare :::
Car ride ::: from the police station with my dad
Last time you cried ::: few weeks ago when I had my heart was hurting again =\ (actually not figuratively =p)
Last movie seen ::: Shaun of the Dead
Last movie rented ::: rent???? whats that.
Last book read ::: reading Battle Royale
Last word said ::: lola
Last curse word said ::: hell
Last time you laugh::: like 2 minutes ago talking to nette
Last phone call ::: hrmmmm earlier today I called josh at work
Last CD played ::: @_@ alexisonfire - watch out
Last song you listened to ::: Flaw - Whole
Last annoyance ::: parents
Last IM ::: nette
Last weird encounter ::: the guy @ the gas station that coulda knifed me?
Last person you hugged ::: nadine
Last person you kissed::: nadine
Last person you yelled at ::: nadine
Last time you wore a skirt ::: never
Last time you've been evil ::: today i fought with nadine over something stupid
Sarcastic? ::: always it never shuts off
Last time you fought with your parents ::: around 8pm
Last time you wished upon a star ::: long long time ago?
Played Truth or Dare ::: too long ago, will have to do it again some time soon.
Spent quality time alone ::: sorta right now
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM ::: not aim, msn and nette just went to bed... pfft its only 3am
Do you feel lonely ::: no but if i keep listening to depressing music i will.
Ever TP'd someone's house :: no
How about egging someone's house ::: no, someone yes but never a house
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: huh?
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: they should die
Yo Momma ::: this is stupid
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: no...
What do you think of George Bush? ::: he's not my president so no worries
Any secret fetishes? ::: do u really wanna know
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: i'm wearing on right now -_-
How many languages do you speak? ::: poor-english so like 1/2
Damn.. are your fingers tired? no i'm typing on msn aswell
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::: -sigh-
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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: ....like never
Do you skip classes? How often?: no
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no
Do you steal?: no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: yes
Do you drool over celebrities?: no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: no, movies yes
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: sometimes
Do you read books often?: no i read magazines
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no, i used too now i'm always at work
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no
Do you cuss a lot?: constantly
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: on the odd occasion
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: no
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: no
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: no
Black nail polish?: no
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: yes
Marilyn Manson?: yes
Kittie?: yes
Cradle of Filth?: rarely
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: maybe
Do you like to be seen as: no
Are you an intellectual?: maybe
An atheist?: i guess you could say that
Horrible home life?: not so much, i mean i have 2 homes so that makes up for the dysfunction
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: no pajamas outside of the house... i'm not that fucking lazy
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: one day....
Loud, confident and opinionated?: often enough
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: never
Rancid?: never
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: not so much
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: ???
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: not so much
Talk a lot about sports?: not really
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: ...
Are you arrogant?: sometimes =D
Are you a male or female whore?: -_~d
Are you homophobic?: never
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: no
Boobs = yes?: they are nice
Parties = yes?: they are nice too
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: no i work at a gas station
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: --
Have you ever been on a diet?: --
How much did you lose?: --
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: --
Make yourself throw up?: --
Make-up?: --
Low-cut tops?: --
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: --
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: --
Giggle a lot?: --
What's the deal with boys?: --
Thongs?: --
Pretty bras?: --
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: --
Who's the weaker sex?: --
Are you a feminist?: --
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: --
How often do you shave your legs?: --
How about your armpits?: --
Are you emotional?: --
Especially when on your period?: --
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: little of both
Independence or Companionship?: companionship
Stability or Freedom?: little of both
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: isolation
Unique or Loved?: hrmmm =\
Understood or Individual?: -_-
You or Them?: blah..
How Stereotypical You Are... brought to you by BZOINK!
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Part 1... Basics
What's your name? ::: Jordan
Birthplace ::: Peterborough
Age ::: 19
Age you act ::: dumb question
Current location ::: my computer chair
Eye color ::: brown
Hair color ::: brown
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: right
Zodiac sign? ::: sagitarius
Height? ::: 5'11"
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::: canadian
Your hair ::: messy
Your fears ::: that mofo E.T. little guy scares me to death
Your perfect room ::: not my current homoesque style one
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::: lol, boo
Phrases you overuse :::
Your first thought when you wake up ::: -roll back over and go back to sleep-
Your greatest accomplishment ::: one day getting outta the p-dot
Something you want to do ::: get outta the p-dot
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::: meh
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: i could do without
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: maxim ala christina aguilera
Chocolate or vanilla ::: chocolate
Adidas or Nike ::: globe?
Black or white ::: black
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: bills
Burgers or hot dogs ::: hrmmm turkey dog
Egypt or France ::: neither
Rock or rap ::: nu-metal ?
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::: no
Cuss ::: constantly
Sing well ::: not even close to well
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: in my head constantly
Believe in yourself ::: not so much
Like taking these longass surveys? ::: prolly never again
Play an instrument ::: no
Want to go to college? ::: maybe one day
Want to get married? ::: i am
Want to have children? ::: depends
Think you're a health freak? ::: hell no
Get along with your parents ::: never
Get along with your siblings? ::: i do now
Think you're popular ::: no
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::: no
Drank alchohal ::: yep
Smoke ::: no
Get high ::: no
Done any drugs ::: no
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: no, we would have to have food for me to eat a box of anything
Been on stage ::: no
Gone skinny dipping ::: yes i had a bath yesterday
Been dumped ::: no
Dyed your hair ::: yes i actually have grey old man hair XO
Stolen anything ::: constantly
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::: ummm nette and deanie when they combine
Loudest ::: see above
Most shy ::: sarah
Blondest ::: nadine
Smartest ::: nette
Kindest ::: so me XO~~
Best personality ::: everyone is different
Most talented ::: nettie
Best singer :::
Most ghetto ::: no one is ghetto just the part of town nette and nadine live in is super ghetto
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: vicki
Pain in the ass ::: tyler
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::: tyler
Funniest ::: josh
Best person for advice ::: amy ... (not ALWAYS)
Dependable ::: nadine (ussually)
Trustworthy ::: nadine
Druggie ::: ashley
Most likely to end up in jail ::: i was at the police station today ... if that matters
Person you've known the longest ::: vicki, but we aren't exactly speaking anymore so nadine
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream :::
Last nightmare :::
Car ride ::: from the police station with my dad
Last time you cried ::: few weeks ago when I had my heart was hurting again =\ (actually not figuratively =p)
Last movie seen ::: Shaun of the Dead
Last movie rented ::: rent???? whats that.
Last book read ::: reading Battle Royale
Last word said ::: lola
Last curse word said ::: hell
Last time you laugh::: like 2 minutes ago talking to nette
Last phone call ::: hrmmmm earlier today I called josh at work
Last CD played ::: @_@ alexisonfire - watch out
Last song you listened to ::: Flaw - Whole
Last annoyance ::: parents
Last IM ::: nette
Last weird encounter ::: the guy @ the gas station that coulda knifed me?
Last person you hugged ::: nadine
Last person you kissed::: nadine
Last person you yelled at ::: nadine
Last time you wore a skirt ::: never
Last time you've been evil ::: today i fought with nadine over something stupid
Sarcastic? ::: always it never shuts off
Last time you fought with your parents ::: around 8pm
Last time you wished upon a star ::: long long time ago?
Played Truth or Dare ::: too long ago, will have to do it again some time soon.
Spent quality time alone ::: sorta right now
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM ::: not aim, msn and nette just went to bed... pfft its only 3am
Do you feel lonely ::: no but if i keep listening to depressing music i will.
Ever TP'd someone's house :: no
How about egging someone's house ::: no, someone yes but never a house
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: huh?
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: they should die
Yo Momma ::: this is stupid
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: no...
What do you think of George Bush? ::: he's not my president so no worries
Any secret fetishes? ::: do u really wanna know
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: i'm wearing on right now -_-
How many languages do you speak? ::: poor-english so like 1/2
Damn.. are your fingers tired? no i'm typing on msn aswell
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::: -sigh-