I win the contest for weirdest shit found when cleaning a room
here is just a taste of what I found when cleaning out the drawers in my room:
-old photos from a family trip to Washington DC, at least ten years ago (this is weird because there's a picture of me, and I don't remember being so oddly proportioned, with such long, spindly, freakishly tanned legs)
-my dad's old US Coast Guard card-thing that classified him as an 'ordinary seamen' (what? not only did I not know that I had that in my room or why, I don't remember ever knowing that my dad was in the Coast Guard in the 60's)
-my dad's old license from Virginia and in the picture he doesn't have a beard (again, why was this in my drawer?)
-nine cans of tuna
so guess what I'm having for lunch?
-old photos from a family trip to Washington DC, at least ten years ago (this is weird because there's a picture of me, and I don't remember being so oddly proportioned, with such long, spindly, freakishly tanned legs)
-my dad's old US Coast Guard card-thing that classified him as an 'ordinary seamen' (what? not only did I not know that I had that in my room or why, I don't remember ever knowing that my dad was in the Coast Guard in the 60's)
-my dad's old license from Virginia and in the picture he doesn't have a beard (again, why was this in my drawer?)
-nine cans of tuna
so guess what I'm having for lunch?