The Rivalry!
Ok, so me and this guy named Stukov have an inexplicable rivarly. None of you will know who he is, save perhaps Mike. We had a not-so-friendly chat tonight and here is the log.
STRMStukov: Don't pretend you don't see me.
JorDan Clock: Don't pretend I care about your existence.
STRMStukov: You got me there.
STRMStukov: That will be all.
JorDan Clock: No it won't.
JorDan Clock: You have much more to say.
JorDan Clock: I can feel it.
JorDan Clock: That might just be indigestion, though.
STRMStukov: Probably. I had the same problem the other day.
JorDan Clock: I love Tuna Noodle Salad, but boy does it hate me.
STRMStukov: Might want to see a marriage counselor.
JorDan Clock: I thought about it but then I figured the relationship isn't worth the fees. I'm just surfing this thing out to the end so I can get the most free sex possible without all the other crap.
STRMStukov: Then perhaps some makeup sex after you break up.
JorDan Clock: Perhaps. I have a few rebounders. I met a smoking hot Turkey Sandwiche over Thanksgiving and those Ramen twins have always been good to me.
STRMStukov: Oh god, the Ramen twins!?
STRMStukov: They're mine!
JorDan Clock: That's not what they said last night.
STRMStukov: Well, I didn't pay them recently..
JorDan Clock: But I have to get going. Your unborn daughter is whining for me to get back to bed with her. I'll see you later. Of course, you won't see me, but that's to be expected.
STRMStukov: Well, have fun with her.
JorDan Clock: Oh, and as an insult to your intelligence, I'm adding you to the "AIM Bots" section of my buddy list. I hope you're happy now.
Stukov logged in.
Stukov: You bastard!
Stukov: I won't stand for this!
JorDan Clock: Of course you won't! I'll cut your legs off with a hatchet if you try to stand again!
Stukov: Sorry sir.
JorDan Clock: Damn right. Now good night, Ramen fucker. I've got a surprise for you tomorrow.
Stukov: It better be flowchart tastic.
JorDan Clock: Oh it'll be the Flow Chart to end all Flow Charts!
Stukov: Bring it on!
STRMStukov: Don't pretend you don't see me.
JorDan Clock: Don't pretend I care about your existence.
STRMStukov: You got me there.
STRMStukov: That will be all.
JorDan Clock: No it won't.
JorDan Clock: You have much more to say.
JorDan Clock: I can feel it.
JorDan Clock: That might just be indigestion, though.
STRMStukov: Probably. I had the same problem the other day.
JorDan Clock: I love Tuna Noodle Salad, but boy does it hate me.
STRMStukov: Might want to see a marriage counselor.
JorDan Clock: I thought about it but then I figured the relationship isn't worth the fees. I'm just surfing this thing out to the end so I can get the most free sex possible without all the other crap.
STRMStukov: Then perhaps some makeup sex after you break up.
JorDan Clock: Perhaps. I have a few rebounders. I met a smoking hot Turkey Sandwiche over Thanksgiving and those Ramen twins have always been good to me.
STRMStukov: Oh god, the Ramen twins!?
STRMStukov: They're mine!
JorDan Clock: That's not what they said last night.
STRMStukov: Well, I didn't pay them recently..
JorDan Clock: But I have to get going. Your unborn daughter is whining for me to get back to bed with her. I'll see you later. Of course, you won't see me, but that's to be expected.
STRMStukov: Well, have fun with her.
JorDan Clock: Oh, and as an insult to your intelligence, I'm adding you to the "AIM Bots" section of my buddy list. I hope you're happy now.
Stukov logged in.
Stukov: You bastard!
Stukov: I won't stand for this!
JorDan Clock: Of course you won't! I'll cut your legs off with a hatchet if you try to stand again!
Stukov: Sorry sir.
JorDan Clock: Damn right. Now good night, Ramen fucker. I've got a surprise for you tomorrow.
Stukov: It better be flowchart tastic.
JorDan Clock: Oh it'll be the Flow Chart to end all Flow Charts!
Stukov: Bring it on!