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ebay humor:
TWO COWS (AT THE VERY LEAST) WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ARMOR. SO PLEASE BE ADVISED IF YOU ARE ATTEMPTING A VEGAN FRIENDLY / PETA APPROVED SUIT OF ARMOR. I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THE CATTLE FELT IT WORTHWHILE TO GIVE THEIR LIVES SO THAT MANY HUMANS COULD EAT AND SAFELY HIT OTHERS WITH STICKS. DO NOT LET THEM HAVE DIED IN VAIN!!
auctions that crack me up
TWO COWS (AT THE VERY LEAST) WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ARMOR. SO PLEASE BE ADVISED IF YOU ARE ATTEMPTING A VEGAN FRIENDLY / PETA APPROVED SUIT OF ARMOR. I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THE CATTLE FELT IT WORTHWHILE TO GIVE THEIR LIVES SO THAT MANY HUMANS COULD EAT AND SAFELY HIT OTHERS WITH STICKS. DO NOT LET THEM HAVE DIED IN VAIN!!
auctions that crack me up