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Jun 03, 2007 21:35

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_baphomet_ June 5 2007, 03:14:55 UTC
Name: chelsie
Age: 17
Location: issacrack
Height: 5'7" ish
Piercings/tattoos: nose/ears and soon others

OTHER:
1. If you were to take me on a date(s) where would be go? haha to the dumpster
2. Who are three of your favorite bands? subhumans, flux of pink indians, GBH
3. Do you drink/smoke? hella
4. Do you like the beach? YES
5. If so...would you go with me late at night? FUCK YEA we could have a bonfire and dance around it
6. Do you like movies? yesss
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? for sure! lets do it
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? haha um yes
9. If not what would we be doing? we WILL BE and you will be going "fuck yeah!" because we would only go to a horror movie
10. Do you play an instrument? nahh not so much
11. If so...what? used to play piano, i know like 2 songs on guitar
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? psh fuck no
13. Favorite body part on me? your hands because theyre so crazy sauce
14. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? oh everything
15. Would you give me kisses just because? haha fuck no

What Would You do if...
I cried: laugh at you
I said I liked you: laugh at you
I kissed you: laugh at you
I wanted to have sex with you: laugh at you
I touched your ass: laugh at you
I was hospitalized: laugh at you
I ran away from home: call you an idiot
I got in a fight and you were there: root you on
I got dumped: laugh at you
I pissed you off: punch you in the fucking head
I said I loved you: i'd say.. I KNOW :D

What Do You Think Of...
My personality: you are a self obsessive scum fuck
My yes: YOUR YES? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
My face: jordan rotten
My hair: make it like sid vicious again
My clothes: they smell
My voice: it hurts my ears
My humor: you are a sick fuck
My choice of music: its ok most of the time until you play your 80s hyper disco rap attack
My manners: you have none
My friends: they suck
My decisions: youre an idiot
Me in general: i hate you

Would You...
Be my friend: duh
Tell me the truth no matter what: never
Lie to make me feel better: always
Spread rumors about me: i already do
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: FUCK YOU only if i wanted some but chocolate at 4am is gross
Keep a secret if I told you one: i would tell everyone around me instantly and then laugh at about it
Loan me some cash: remember that melon?
Hold my hand: and skip thru the fields?? hahaha!!!!
Keep in touch: duh
Try and solve my problems: fuck no
Love me: OH HELL YEAH
Makeout with me: OH HELL YEAH
Ditch me: OH HELL YEAH
Use me: OH HELL YEAH
Ask me out: OH HELL YEAH
Date me: OH HELL YEAH
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance: OH HELL YEAH
Hold me and make my problems go away: OH HELL YEAH

W0ULD Y0U...
Go out with me? SHUT UP
Give me your number? SHUT THE FUCK UP
Kiss me? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Let me kiss you? STOP IT
Watch a movie with me? yeeee sonnnnn
Take me out to dinner? if you pay
Drive me somewhere? already do
Take a shower with me? EW
Hug me? sure?
Would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? haha no you get floor bitch
Sing car karaoke w/ me? ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhh
Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? haha pussy!
Give me a piggyback ride? no thats your job
Come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? if you give me money and if i was up

D0 Y0U...
Think im cute? EW COOTIES
Want to kiss me? EW COOTIES
Want to cuddle wit me? EW COOTIES
Want to hook up with me? yes come here you hot slut

ARE WE...
Aquintences? nah
Friends? for sure
In a relationship? nah dawg
Gonna have kids? oh yeahhhH!

AM i...
Smart? yee
Cute? EEE!
Funny? yee
Cool? yee
Intersting to talk to? yee

HAVE Y0U EVER...
Thought about me? NOPE NEVER, SO WHO ARE YOU REALLY?
Thought there might be an "us"? nooooo
Thought about hookin up with me? noooooo
Found yourself wanting to kiss me? noooo
Wished i were with you? nooo what is this bull shit

ARE Y0U...
Happy you know me? yee
Mad at me? nahh
Thinkin about me? duhhh

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