Heated condoms and Britney
Well I read in the news (yes I can read) that Britney Spears nearly dropped her son when she tripped. His head lolled back or something and his hat fell off. Now why the hell was she carrying him like a stuffed teddy? And why was she holding a drink in her other hand? Sheesh - she's Britney Spears, she could get some lackey to hold everything else for her while she held her son and pretended to be the perfect mother. (27 words in a sentence - I believe that is a record)
My son Harvey is big. I mean really, really huge. Like, huge. Yeah. And I've never dropped him, or even come close. Considering how much smaller than Britney I am (she's got a bit big since she took up with that slag) I think that she should take more care of her kid. She's only got one, damnit - although the next is coming. Someone needs to teach K-Fed how to use a condom. I can see him now - waving this limp rubber thing around and asking, what do I do with this? Maybe I am being harsh. But only maybe.
Bought Heat magazine today. Need to keep up with current affairs and all that. And well, it reminded me of the time me and Pete were out on the town, and some girl flashes us! What, pray, was the point of that? Was she trying to com(P)ete with me? Listen up, girl with the ill-fitting bra - NO ONE competes with me in the chest department and wins. (Except that ugly chick in the Big Brother house: 30M or something, I wonder how she can stand up without falling over from the weight of her breasts.)
Ok I think that is all for today. Must do nails now. They do indeed take several days per nail, y'see. So if I get started now I might get it done by Christmas.
Katie xx
My son Harvey is big. I mean really, really huge. Like, huge. Yeah. And I've never dropped him, or even come close. Considering how much smaller than Britney I am (she's got a bit big since she took up with that slag) I think that she should take more care of her kid. She's only got one, damnit - although the next is coming. Someone needs to teach K-Fed how to use a condom. I can see him now - waving this limp rubber thing around and asking, what do I do with this? Maybe I am being harsh. But only maybe.
Bought Heat magazine today. Need to keep up with current affairs and all that. And well, it reminded me of the time me and Pete were out on the town, and some girl flashes us! What, pray, was the point of that? Was she trying to com(P)ete with me? Listen up, girl with the ill-fitting bra - NO ONE competes with me in the chest department and wins. (Except that ugly chick in the Big Brother house: 30M or something, I wonder how she can stand up without falling over from the weight of her breasts.)
Ok I think that is all for today. Must do nails now. They do indeed take several days per nail, y'see. So if I get started now I might get it done by Christmas.
Katie xx