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1. Are you a dare-devil? not at all.
2. Are you left handed or right? right handed.
3. Are you republican or democrat? democrat-- represent.
4. Are you too shy to ask someone out? i dunno..
5. Do fish have feelings? YES!
6. Do looks matter? sometimes
7. Do you have a journal? yes.
8. Do you have an order in how you wash yourself in the shower? yeah. i brush my teeth (yes in the shower..) then i wash my face, then i was myself, then i wash my hair, then i was my face again.
9. Do you have any bad habits? nail biting
10. Do you laugh when you get hurt? no, i'm a wimp
11. Do you like the person who sent you this? I just.. found this somewhere.
12. Do you like the toilet paper on the back side of the roll or on the front side? I like it on your house.
13. Do you like your apple cut or just regular? UGH.. i hate apples!
14. Do you like your handwriting? yeah, when i'm writing in pen. no pencil!
15. Do you make up stories/movies while you mow? I'm not allowed to mow.
16. Do you sing in the shower? yeah.. "just get yerself high.."
17. Do you sing while you vacuum? I run things over.
18. Do you snort when you laugh? I did once the other day.
19. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? no
20. Do you think you're strong? i've got fuckin guns..
21. Do you trust others easily? too easily
22. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? whichever shoes i'm wearing probably.
23. Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes. a lot a lot.
24. Do you want everyone who you have a crush on to have a crush on you right now? well.. no. except my boyfriend i guess.
25. Eye color? Green
26. Favorite color(s)? Grey.. and blue and green
27. Favorite day of the year? AUGUST 5TH
28. Favorite drink? WaTeR
29. Favorite games? strip poker?
30. Favorite month? july
31. Favorite sport? marching band.. xcore.
32. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes
33. Ford or Chevy? Ford
34. Has someone/something ever woken you up from a dream? yeah
35. Have you ever been in a car accident? no
36. Have you ever been in a loud room and when you tell your friends something you don't want anyone else to hear? yeah
37. Have you ever been to a dance? yeah..
38. Have you ever checked under your bed or in your closet? just in case? yes. I did.
39. Have you ever cut your hair and wished you hadn't? uh.. look at my hair now.
40. Have you ever cut yourself shaving? ouchies, yes.
41. Have you ever dreamed something and then it really happened? yeah all the time.
42. Have you ever dropped something on your foot in the shower? Yeah. it's loud too.
43. Have you ever gotten shampoo in your eye? shit yes.
44. Have you ever had a dream so realistic that you talk about it later and you think it really happened? Yeah
45. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? nope.
46. Have you ever kissed the wall in the shower? wtf? that's like.. a bacterial infection waiting to happen.
47. Have you ever laughed at your joke when no one else did? pssh.. they're laughing in their heads
48. Have you ever not been able to fall asleep because you keep thinking about the person you like? yep
49. Have you ever said a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Yeah..
50. Have you ever sang into a hair brush? yeah, i'm rad.
51. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? I have.
52. Have you ever daydreamed in class and not even noticed that the class was really loud? yep
53. Have you ever worn a really ugly outfit and didn?t notice how ugly it was till you got to your destination? Damn straight i have, happens every day.
54. How are you today? bored
55. How do you release anger? I scream/yell/throw things
56. How is the weather right now? RAINY.. like whatt
57. How many people have a crush on you right now? 1
58. How many wisdom teeth do you have? like 0.5
59. Hugs or kisses? lots of both
60. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? turquios
61. If you were another person, would you be friends with? your mom
62. Last movie you watched? How the Grinch Stole Christmas
63. Last person you talked to on the phone? My Aunt Laurie
64. Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies
65. Siblings and their ages: i've got many.
66. Summer or winter? summer
67. What are you wearing right now? jeans, blue shirt
68. What are your nickname(s)? porn star danjor
69. What books are you reading? i'm illiterate.
70. What class in school do you think is totally useless? biology
71. What did you watch on TV last night? Law & Order
72. What do you look for in a boy/girl friend? personality
73. What do you want most out of life? sex
74. What is your favorite lunch meat? turkey
75. What is your full name? Jordan Alexis Bartlett
76. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Blink 182-Enema of the State
77. What was the last thing you ate? an Eggroll!
78. What was your favorite childhood toy? BARBIES
79. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? peanut butter parfait
80. When did you last cry? the other night after i masturbated.
81. Where are your second homes? uhm. i have one home.
82. Which do you like better, tape or glue? TAPE
83. Which finger is your favorite? my ring finger
84. Which is better; dogs or cats? both.
85. Which is tastier; hamburgers or hot dogs? neither
86. Which personality do you like better; humorous or serious? both
87. Which tastes better tomatoes or bananas? bananas
88. White or wheat bread? white
89. Who do you miss most right now? furball
90. Who were you named after? uh, no one.
91. Would you die for a non-Christian? yes
92. Would you die for the guy/girl you like? i don't know, that's an insane question.
93. Would you ever bungee jump? NO
94. Would you rather be chained to a post by a six foot chain, but no fence or would you rather be in a six by six cage with no chain? cage
95. Would you rather be hot or cold? cold
96. Would you rather die of starvation or dehydration? starvation
97. Your least favorite thing(s)? whiney kids.
2. Are you left handed or right? right handed.
3. Are you republican or democrat? democrat-- represent.
4. Are you too shy to ask someone out? i dunno..
5. Do fish have feelings? YES!
6. Do looks matter? sometimes
7. Do you have a journal? yes.
8. Do you have an order in how you wash yourself in the shower? yeah. i brush my teeth (yes in the shower..) then i wash my face, then i was myself, then i wash my hair, then i was my face again.
9. Do you have any bad habits? nail biting
10. Do you laugh when you get hurt? no, i'm a wimp
11. Do you like the person who sent you this? I just.. found this somewhere.
12. Do you like the toilet paper on the back side of the roll or on the front side? I like it on your house.
13. Do you like your apple cut or just regular? UGH.. i hate apples!
14. Do you like your handwriting? yeah, when i'm writing in pen. no pencil!
15. Do you make up stories/movies while you mow? I'm not allowed to mow.
16. Do you sing in the shower? yeah.. "just get yerself high.."
17. Do you sing while you vacuum? I run things over.
18. Do you snort when you laugh? I did once the other day.
19. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? no
20. Do you think you're strong? i've got fuckin guns..
21. Do you trust others easily? too easily
22. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? whichever shoes i'm wearing probably.
23. Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes. a lot a lot.
24. Do you want everyone who you have a crush on to have a crush on you right now? well.. no. except my boyfriend i guess.
25. Eye color? Green
26. Favorite color(s)? Grey.. and blue and green
27. Favorite day of the year? AUGUST 5TH
28. Favorite drink? WaTeR
29. Favorite games? strip poker?
30. Favorite month? july
31. Favorite sport? marching band.. xcore.
32. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes
33. Ford or Chevy? Ford
34. Has someone/something ever woken you up from a dream? yeah
35. Have you ever been in a car accident? no
36. Have you ever been in a loud room and when you tell your friends something you don't want anyone else to hear? yeah
37. Have you ever been to a dance? yeah..
38. Have you ever checked under your bed or in your closet? just in case? yes. I did.
39. Have you ever cut your hair and wished you hadn't? uh.. look at my hair now.
40. Have you ever cut yourself shaving? ouchies, yes.
41. Have you ever dreamed something and then it really happened? yeah all the time.
42. Have you ever dropped something on your foot in the shower? Yeah. it's loud too.
43. Have you ever gotten shampoo in your eye? shit yes.
44. Have you ever had a dream so realistic that you talk about it later and you think it really happened? Yeah
45. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? nope.
46. Have you ever kissed the wall in the shower? wtf? that's like.. a bacterial infection waiting to happen.
47. Have you ever laughed at your joke when no one else did? pssh.. they're laughing in their heads
48. Have you ever not been able to fall asleep because you keep thinking about the person you like? yep
49. Have you ever said a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Yeah..
50. Have you ever sang into a hair brush? yeah, i'm rad.
51. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? I have.
52. Have you ever daydreamed in class and not even noticed that the class was really loud? yep
53. Have you ever worn a really ugly outfit and didn?t notice how ugly it was till you got to your destination? Damn straight i have, happens every day.
54. How are you today? bored
55. How do you release anger? I scream/yell/throw things
56. How is the weather right now? RAINY.. like whatt
57. How many people have a crush on you right now? 1
58. How many wisdom teeth do you have? like 0.5
59. Hugs or kisses? lots of both
60. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? turquios
61. If you were another person, would you be friends with? your mom
62. Last movie you watched? How the Grinch Stole Christmas
63. Last person you talked to on the phone? My Aunt Laurie
64. Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies
65. Siblings and their ages: i've got many.
66. Summer or winter? summer
67. What are you wearing right now? jeans, blue shirt
68. What are your nickname(s)? porn star danjor
69. What books are you reading? i'm illiterate.
70. What class in school do you think is totally useless? biology
71. What did you watch on TV last night? Law & Order
72. What do you look for in a boy/girl friend? personality
73. What do you want most out of life? sex
74. What is your favorite lunch meat? turkey
75. What is your full name? Jordan Alexis Bartlett
76. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Blink 182-Enema of the State
77. What was the last thing you ate? an Eggroll!
78. What was your favorite childhood toy? BARBIES
79. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? peanut butter parfait
80. When did you last cry? the other night after i masturbated.
81. Where are your second homes? uhm. i have one home.
82. Which do you like better, tape or glue? TAPE
83. Which finger is your favorite? my ring finger
84. Which is better; dogs or cats? both.
85. Which is tastier; hamburgers or hot dogs? neither
86. Which personality do you like better; humorous or serious? both
87. Which tastes better tomatoes or bananas? bananas
88. White or wheat bread? white
89. Who do you miss most right now? furball
90. Who were you named after? uh, no one.
91. Would you die for a non-Christian? yes
92. Would you die for the guy/girl you like? i don't know, that's an insane question.
93. Would you ever bungee jump? NO
94. Would you rather be chained to a post by a six foot chain, but no fence or would you rather be in a six by six cage with no chain? cage
95. Would you rather be hot or cold? cold
96. Would you rather die of starvation or dehydration? starvation
97. Your least favorite thing(s)? whiney kids.