Fuckin hilarious
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
OKAY! So this weekend was okay. Spent the night at Ashley's on Friday. Saturday I went to my mom's and did....nothing. Spent the night there and then this morning went to Robin's other house and shampooed the whole house! It's to pay off my ticket since I don't have a job.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
OKAY! So this weekend was okay. Spent the night at Ashley's on Friday. Saturday I went to my mom's and did....nothing. Spent the night there and then this morning went to Robin's other house and shampooed the whole house! It's to pay off my ticket since I don't have a job.