Torture Center Discovered in Iraq!
In a shocking development, an actual torture center was discovered in Iraq. Here are the gory details ...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071220/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq
Blood-spattered walls, metal bedframes connected to electrical outlets, actual heaps of corpses of people tortured to DEATH!!
I expect there to be a major media outcry at this, massive demonstrations, and ... oh wait
(SPOILERS for story beneath)
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Never mind. It was run by the Iraqi insurgents, who have a perfect right to do this sort of thing.
We now return you to focus on detainees subjected to rock music and barking dogs, who are really suffering.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071220/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq
Blood-spattered walls, metal bedframes connected to electrical outlets, actual heaps of corpses of people tortured to DEATH!!
I expect there to be a major media outcry at this, massive demonstrations, and ... oh wait
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Never mind. It was run by the Iraqi insurgents, who have a perfect right to do this sort of thing.
We now return you to focus on detainees subjected to rock music and barking dogs, who are really suffering.