I had a few job interviews today
"So, tell me Jason, why do you want to work for Con Edison?"
"Have you ever seen Ghostbusters 2?"
"No."
"Oh, well there's this scene where Bill Murray is jackhammering away on 1st Ave, and a cop comes up to him and says 'Hey buddy, you're not with Con Edison or the gas company, what are you doing here?' and Bill Murray replies "Look I got a huge gas leak here, do you think this just fell out of the sky?' It's pretty funny."
"I see."
Don't worry Con Edison, I'll submit my resume online by Friday and my GPA is definitely 3.5 or higher. I also want to wade around in sewage all day.
"Have you ever seen Ghostbusters 2?"
"No."
"Oh, well there's this scene where Bill Murray is jackhammering away on 1st Ave, and a cop comes up to him and says 'Hey buddy, you're not with Con Edison or the gas company, what are you doing here?' and Bill Murray replies "Look I got a huge gas leak here, do you think this just fell out of the sky?' It's pretty funny."
"I see."
Don't worry Con Edison, I'll submit my resume online by Friday and my GPA is definitely 3.5 or higher. I also want to wade around in sewage all day.