Here It Is!
Dear bitches, losers, vegetarians, and other dregs of society:
For Thanksgiving I will be consuming the holy trinity of meat known as the Turducken. Since you're all obviously too busy eating tofu and pretending that soy milk tastes good, I'll fill you in on what a Turducken is. Simply, a Turducken is a turkey that's been stuffed with a duck, which in turn has been stuffed with a chicken. Turducken goes hand in hand with pouring your used motor oil into the storm drain and scratching yourself while watching football and passing out on the floor, so all in all I think it's safe to say that my Thanksgiving will be way better than your Thanksgiving.
Oh, and fuck the Indians. We tricked them fair and square with the syphilis blankets, the whole country's ours.
For Thanksgiving I will be consuming the holy trinity of meat known as the Turducken. Since you're all obviously too busy eating tofu and pretending that soy milk tastes good, I'll fill you in on what a Turducken is. Simply, a Turducken is a turkey that's been stuffed with a duck, which in turn has been stuffed with a chicken. Turducken goes hand in hand with pouring your used motor oil into the storm drain and scratching yourself while watching football and passing out on the floor, so all in all I think it's safe to say that my Thanksgiving will be way better than your Thanksgiving.
Oh, and fuck the Indians. We tricked them fair and square with the syphilis blankets, the whole country's ours.