dating tip #11
Played some Xbox (Fable, Sudeki), got tired, shut off the Sbox, flipped the TV channel, ended up on MTV.
It's that "NEXT!" show, where the one "contestant" is a complete ass towards everyone else participating in the show, ie the 5 members who he or she chooses to NEXT!.
So it's down to the last person, I figure I'd give it a watch for five minutes before I went to bed... and lo and behold:
About four and a half minutes into their "date", the final chick just... pissed all over herself. She was sitting down, eating crawfish, piss going everywhere. It's running all over her jeans, all over the chair, all over the floor, and she's just looking straight at the guy the entire time. Everyone in this outdoor restaurant is jaw-dropped at her, to which the guy contestant delivers a firm "WTF NEXT!" and gets the fuck out of there.
dating tip #11: Do not piss yourself during the date.
(I normally would have made the number something insane like 56,786, but I figure "not pissing yourself" ranks pretty high on dating etiquette)
It's that "NEXT!" show, where the one "contestant" is a complete ass towards everyone else participating in the show, ie the 5 members who he or she chooses to NEXT!.
So it's down to the last person, I figure I'd give it a watch for five minutes before I went to bed... and lo and behold:
About four and a half minutes into their "date", the final chick just... pissed all over herself. She was sitting down, eating crawfish, piss going everywhere. It's running all over her jeans, all over the chair, all over the floor, and she's just looking straight at the guy the entire time. Everyone in this outdoor restaurant is jaw-dropped at her, to which the guy contestant delivers a firm "WTF NEXT!" and gets the fuck out of there.
dating tip #11: Do not piss yourself during the date.
(I normally would have made the number something insane like 56,786, but I figure "not pissing yourself" ranks pretty high on dating etiquette)