Paranormal Survey...
Courtesy of Smartania.com!
* Do you believe that there's life other than what's on this planet?: I suppose it's possible. There are untold billions of galaxies out there, each containing billions of stars and billions of planets. While it might be steep to believe in intelligent life, infereior life could possibly exist (microbes, for example).
* Why?: The universe is far too big to harbor us and only us.
* Do you believe in the popular mythology of aliens on THIS planet?: I don't think they're walking amongst us, no.
* Why would aliens want to visit Earth?: Research probably. The same reason why we're looking for life. They probably thought they were the only ones who existed in the universe as well.
* Have you ever seen something weird in the sky and speculated that it was an alien spacecraft?: Yes, but then again, I was probably wasted at the time.
* Have you ever seen an alien or thought that you had?: I can't say that I have.
* Have you experienced missing time?: I've zoned out, come to, and it was close to an hour later, and I don't remember anything I did in the meantime.
* Was tequila involved?: Jagermeister, actually.
* Do you think YOU'VE been visited by aliens?: Naah. Why would they want to waste their time on me? Deej is FAR more probeworthy.
* Who among your friends would be most likely to be an alien in disguise?: Kyler. It's obvious he's failed at humanity, and that just gave it away.
* The light of Venus reflecting off of swamp gas or a UFO?: ...What?
* Do you believe in UFO/Alien conspiracies?: Bah, no.
* Look! An alien! Describe it.: A unicellular organism swimming around and absorbing nutrients around it. What? Don't look at me like that. You KNOW it's possible.
* Do you believe in ghosts, poltergeists, or other spiritual phenomena?: Yes.
* Have you ever seen a ghost?: No, but I've heard one.
* Have you ever felt one?: There's a ghost haunting my CVS. Me, my old boss Matt, and the front store manager John were closing the store down one night. I threw some empty boxes in the back, and began to walk back to the pharmacy. I heard a scraping noise, and I looked back around the corner. A stack of crates that had been sitting in the middle of the floor was now moved about 10 feet to the left. John and Matt were both in the pharmacy, and everyone else had gone home. After I told them what happened, John said, "Yeah, that's Charlie. This place is haunted, you didn't know that?"
* When you get an uneasy feeling in a place, what do you attribute it to?: Sometimes being a paranoid asshole. But if I'm near a graveyeard...
* Have you ever heard phantom footsteps, knocks, bangs, voices, or the like?: Yes, if sliding crates count.
* What kind of scary move frightens you the most- ghost stories, alien related horror, stories of possession or demons, slasher movies, or the psychological thriller?: Ghost stories. The really creepy ones. Like The Grudge.
* Which of the following supernatural beings would you be mostly likely to turn into-alien, alien hybrid, werewolf, vampire, zombie, demon, witch, or ghost?: I think I've already ran into ghost.
* What kind of paranormalish literature do you prefer-sexy vampire stories, 'true' stories of hauntings or possessions, 'true' stories of alien encounters, fictional ghost stories, fictional alien encounters, werewolf stories, stories of witches or witchcraft, or the psychological thriller type?: I like warewolf stories the best out of the list, then comes "true" ghost stories.
* Witchcraft-religion, bullshit, or supernatural ability?: Bullshit.
* Do you believe in reincarnation?: Naaah, I think it's a 1-way ride.
* Do you believe you've had a past life?: Nope.
* Describe one instance of deja` vu that you've experienced: This one time, I wrestled with my cat, and he bit my nipple. I think I had a dream about it a couple weeks before.
* Describe one event that you thought was or might have been related to the supernatural/spiritual realm (even if you no longer believe it was anything abnormal): I've already explained it.
* Describe one event that you thought at the time was alien related-(even if you no longer believe it was anything abnormal): Just the typical flashy-dashy lights in the sky.
* Describe one ability that you have that you think is uncanny-even if only very mildly: When I say "This is a bad idea", I'm right 99% of the time.
* Describe one event that you simply have no explanation for: This one time, in high school, I fell down in gym class and everyone laughed.
* Describe the creepiest thing that you've ever encountered: Me and my friend Ryan were walking down an empty hallway, and for laughs, I yelled "are there any ghosts here?" (I was like, 12, gimme a break). We both then heard a huge bang, and what sounded like 3 distinct clapping sounds. It's stupid, and I'm sure there's an explaination for it, but I still get that creeped-out feeling every time I remember it.
* Do you believe that there's life other than what's on this planet?: I suppose it's possible. There are untold billions of galaxies out there, each containing billions of stars and billions of planets. While it might be steep to believe in intelligent life, infereior life could possibly exist (microbes, for example).
* Why?: The universe is far too big to harbor us and only us.
* Do you believe in the popular mythology of aliens on THIS planet?: I don't think they're walking amongst us, no.
* Why would aliens want to visit Earth?: Research probably. The same reason why we're looking for life. They probably thought they were the only ones who existed in the universe as well.
* Have you ever seen something weird in the sky and speculated that it was an alien spacecraft?: Yes, but then again, I was probably wasted at the time.
* Have you ever seen an alien or thought that you had?: I can't say that I have.
* Have you experienced missing time?: I've zoned out, come to, and it was close to an hour later, and I don't remember anything I did in the meantime.
* Was tequila involved?: Jagermeister, actually.
* Do you think YOU'VE been visited by aliens?: Naah. Why would they want to waste their time on me? Deej is FAR more probeworthy.
* Who among your friends would be most likely to be an alien in disguise?: Kyler. It's obvious he's failed at humanity, and that just gave it away.
* The light of Venus reflecting off of swamp gas or a UFO?: ...What?
* Do you believe in UFO/Alien conspiracies?: Bah, no.
* Look! An alien! Describe it.: A unicellular organism swimming around and absorbing nutrients around it. What? Don't look at me like that. You KNOW it's possible.
* Do you believe in ghosts, poltergeists, or other spiritual phenomena?: Yes.
* Have you ever seen a ghost?: No, but I've heard one.
* Have you ever felt one?: There's a ghost haunting my CVS. Me, my old boss Matt, and the front store manager John were closing the store down one night. I threw some empty boxes in the back, and began to walk back to the pharmacy. I heard a scraping noise, and I looked back around the corner. A stack of crates that had been sitting in the middle of the floor was now moved about 10 feet to the left. John and Matt were both in the pharmacy, and everyone else had gone home. After I told them what happened, John said, "Yeah, that's Charlie. This place is haunted, you didn't know that?"
* When you get an uneasy feeling in a place, what do you attribute it to?: Sometimes being a paranoid asshole. But if I'm near a graveyeard...
* Have you ever heard phantom footsteps, knocks, bangs, voices, or the like?: Yes, if sliding crates count.
* What kind of scary move frightens you the most- ghost stories, alien related horror, stories of possession or demons, slasher movies, or the psychological thriller?: Ghost stories. The really creepy ones. Like The Grudge.
* Which of the following supernatural beings would you be mostly likely to turn into-alien, alien hybrid, werewolf, vampire, zombie, demon, witch, or ghost?: I think I've already ran into ghost.
* What kind of paranormalish literature do you prefer-sexy vampire stories, 'true' stories of hauntings or possessions, 'true' stories of alien encounters, fictional ghost stories, fictional alien encounters, werewolf stories, stories of witches or witchcraft, or the psychological thriller type?: I like warewolf stories the best out of the list, then comes "true" ghost stories.
* Witchcraft-religion, bullshit, or supernatural ability?: Bullshit.
* Do you believe in reincarnation?: Naaah, I think it's a 1-way ride.
* Do you believe you've had a past life?: Nope.
* Describe one instance of deja` vu that you've experienced: This one time, I wrestled with my cat, and he bit my nipple. I think I had a dream about it a couple weeks before.
* Describe one event that you thought was or might have been related to the supernatural/spiritual realm (even if you no longer believe it was anything abnormal): I've already explained it.
* Describe one event that you thought at the time was alien related-(even if you no longer believe it was anything abnormal): Just the typical flashy-dashy lights in the sky.
* Describe one ability that you have that you think is uncanny-even if only very mildly: When I say "This is a bad idea", I'm right 99% of the time.
* Describe one event that you simply have no explanation for: This one time, in high school, I fell down in gym class and everyone laughed.
* Describe the creepiest thing that you've ever encountered: Me and my friend Ryan were walking down an empty hallway, and for laughs, I yelled "are there any ghosts here?" (I was like, 12, gimme a break). We both then heard a huge bang, and what sounded like 3 distinct clapping sounds. It's stupid, and I'm sure there's an explaination for it, but I still get that creeped-out feeling every time I remember it.