writing papers

[joonami]

...is the bane of my existence.

Well, they're better than exams I guess but jesus christ. So tedious, even the short ones. And the conclusion is the worst part. In shorter papers, are they really necessary? If you're that ADD that you can't remember what you just read five paragraphs ago then I think you need help. Why do we have to summarize crap

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[joonami]

like how am I supposed to start this conclusion WHY ME WHY ME GOD at least this is only the 2nd to last paper I have to turn in... ufdhgsfgd

[joonami]

I think I got it. my sister just pointed out something totally obvious to me. I guess I've been attempting to work on it too long and my brain is fried or something now.

[joonami]

she was like, if it's not in your thesis don't write about it. I mean, of course unless it's related like you know how your intro is supposed to start general then get specific and your conclusion is supposed to start specific then get general. LIKE THIS
v <- intro
^ <-conclusion

[joonami]

what I love is when my english teacher tells me something's okay and then I turn in my paper and he circles it and is all WHAT IS THIS, BITCH and I'm like why me ;_; YOU SAID IT WAS OKAYYYYYYYYY

well I guess you just cut and paste that paragraph as your conclusion and if they bitch you can be like I WAS JUST GOING BY WHAT YOU SAID MAKE UP YOUR MIND LITTLE MISS INCONSISTENT throw it back in their face and be a total bitch >:D

[joonami]

I know and they'd be like WELL I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO WRITE IN YOUR PAPER but you should be like WELL TELLING ME I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK IS VAGUE AND UNHELPFUL. ahaha, I hate english professors!

yeah I like how I have a thesis and then I revise it 234907235 times to fit whatever I've written. SO MUCH EASIER THAT WAY. and yeah we had to turn in like 1297012 prewriting things so that helps.

[joonami]

oh I loathe peer review, I was so worried about that when I learned I had to take this english class.My peers are retards. I'm not the best writer ever but I think I'm pretty good but these guys are just horrible. I mean my usual group is pretty decent, even the girl who is fucking dyslexic. But this one guy? my god, his sentences were barely sentences. some of them WEREN'T. and then I'm like, "UHHHHHH WELL YOU HAVE A GOOD CONCEPT HERE BUT YOU SUCK AT LIFE PLEASE KILL YOURSELF SO I DON'T HAVE TO READ ANY MORE OF THESE ABORTIONS YOU CALL PAPERS."