A Few Creative Ways to Imply One's Lack of Intelligence
-A few peas short of a casserole
-Doesn't have all his Corn Flakes in one box
-The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's* dead
-One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
-As smart as a rope
-A few clowns short of a circus
-A few veggies short of a salad
-A few fries short of a Happy Meal
-As sharp as a spoon
-An experiment with artificial stupidity
-A few beers short of a six-pack
-Dumber than a box of hair
-One taco short of a combination plate
-A few feathers short of a whole duck
-All foam, no beer
-The cheese slid off his cracker
-Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
-Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
-Her sewing machine's out of thread
-Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
-Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
-He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
-An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
-As smart as bait
-Chimney's clogged
-Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
-Elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top floor
-Forgot to pay his brain bill
-His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
-His belt doesn't go through all the loops
-If he had another brain, it would be lonely
-Missing a few buttons on his remote control
-Surfing in Nebraska
-No grain in the silo
-Proof that evolution can go in reverse
-Receiver is off the hook
-Several nuts short of a full pouch
-Sky light leaks a little
-Slinky's kinked
-Too much yardage between goal posts
*wooham's - anybody from the Yahoo Group EE that remembers Rue and her woohams?