RACHAEL RAY!
So it turns out that i wouldnt mind being rachael ray! she is so crazy and out of control! it would be nice to like to cook and be good at it and everything, but that is not even why i want to be her! i want to be her because she is SO nuts! she like says things and i am like what the hell!? what made you think of that?!!? and shit like that! and today she was like, i like southern teas instead of english teas because english teas are hot, and southern teas are cold and spiked! both are things that i could get behind!! and i thought that was funny cause we all know how rachael likes her spirits! Then she was carrying a shit load of stuff because seh always wants to carry everything at once, and there were a bunch of strange things she was carrying and she was laughing and shit, adn she was like, you know i do that just to amuse myself, right? that was a cooky carry!! lol!! and also, she gets a job where she stands there and basically talks to herself and everyone listens to her and she gets to laugh at her own jokes! what the hell could be better than that?!?!!?