Private Line in Public
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Am bored out of my mind. Can’t believe you’ve made me do this.
From: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
To: Templesaurus
Connor, we had no choice. You can’t get a genuine PhD, no matter how deserved, using your findings because there is no plausible explanation for how you come to have all the information that you have. So, to get you the fake one you need to make a few appearances at the University so it’s not a complete surprise when they suddenly find you on their list of doctoral graduates.
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Why do I even need the formal PhD? I work for the ARC, I can’t tell anyone.
From: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
To: Templesaurus
When I have to go to more boards and ask for more funding, having someone with the right letters after their name will help. They never understand anything but they’ll believe it if it comes from someone with “Doctor” in front of their name.
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
So I have to be bored for hours so you get an easy life?
From: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
To: Templesaurus
Easier Connor, easier. Nothing about my life is easy. You see to that.
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
*grins*
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Seriously though, even before I had lived in the cretaceous I could have given this lecture more accurately than he is. He has his evidence all wrong. Most of it doesn’t make sense and he contradicts himself.
From: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
To: Templesaurus
Are you going to annoy me with this rambling to nowhere emailing all the way through?
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
It’s called IM James.
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
And yes :o))
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
???
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Are you calling my comms?
From: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
To: Templesaurus
Answer it.
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Can’t. In a lecture you’re making be in remember?
From: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
To: Templesaurus
Answer it. Don’t talk, just answer.
“There we go. That wasn’t so difficult was it? Now I can talk to you and you can sit and listen. That will make an interesting change.”
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
What are you doing?
“Stopping you being bored and stopping me from having to use that infernal email thing.”
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
IM
“Do you want me to keep you amused or not Connor?”
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Sorry.
“Better. Now, do you remember that private line that you set up for us? I’m going to assume you’re nodding and starting to get the idea of where this is heading. I’m using the private line and I’m going to keep you entertained the way you seem to delight in doing to me when I’m trying to work.”
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
I’M IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE!!!1
“And I’m always in my office, but that doesn’t seem to stop you. Not able to take what you dish out Mr Temple?...I’ll take that rather put out sounding silence as an agreement. Now all you need to do is sit back and listen.
“While you’re sitting there, imagine me kneeling in front of you, spreading your knees, sliding between them. Feel the vibration as I lower the zip on your trousers and undo the button. You’re already half hard as I ease you out, my hand stroking you, feeling the soft silky smoothness of your cock.
“But I can’t wait to taste you and I know how much you want it. How often do you get me in this position? Kneeling at your feet, letting you run your hands through my hair, guiding my head downwards. I can feel how much you want it. You want it don’t you Connor? Cough to let me know you want it.
“Good boy.
“I tease you, my tongue licking along your cock, lips touching but not taking you in, not yet. I can feel how hard you are now; how much you want me. I keep teasing you with my lips, teeth, tongue and fingers until you are rocking underneath me whimpering, begging me for more, your fingers pushing at my head.
“Tell me you want me Conn. Tell me you want my mouth on your cock….Nope. A cough not good enough this time. Tell me.”
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Want you.
“What do you want?”
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Wnat your mouth on mu cokc
“Oh dear Connor, you seem to be having some trouble typing there. Would you like me stop?”
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Fuck no. Typing all good. See how good typing is? Carry the fuck on.
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
Now
“Well as you asked so nicely. I give you what you want, take you into my mouth. You’re so hard, you fill my mouth. My lips are tight around you, my mouth hot and wet. I take you deeper and deeper, as deep as I can. Moving my head up and down, sucking and licking getting you closer and closer.
"You start fucking my mouth. I can hear you moaning above me. Begging me for more. Begging me to go faster to make you come. I take you as deep as I can, making my mouth tight around you. Sucking harder, moving faster, doing everything I can to make you moan. I want to hear you come; want to hear you cry out my name as you come down my throat.”
“FUCK LESTER!”
“Connor?!”
From: Templesaurus
To: LesterWontLetMeUseAFunName
I think I have to leave the lecture now…