Raccoon crack (dear lord that sounds wrong)
“Sir, we are getting reports that there are fics going unfinished and requests going unfulfilled due to AWOL muses.”
Lester’s head remained determinedly lowered. “And this is of concern to me why Captain? The powers that be normally manage to sort these things out for themselves; why do you think I would be interested in helping them now?”
Becker shifted his weight uneasily and coughed.
“One of the fics Sir, it concerned you. You and Lieutenant Lyle I believe. Um. There are rumours the prompt was ‘rimming’ Sir.”
Lester looked up from his paperwork and swallowed. “Send in the raccoons.”
Lester’s head remained determinedly lowered. “And this is of concern to me why Captain? The powers that be normally manage to sort these things out for themselves; why do you think I would be interested in helping them now?”
Becker shifted his weight uneasily and coughed.
“One of the fics Sir, it concerned you. You and Lieutenant Lyle I believe. Um. There are rumours the prompt was ‘rimming’ Sir.”
Lester looked up from his paperwork and swallowed. “Send in the raccoons.”