Wine and Roses
OK well lets see here! Yesturday I was sick so I didn't go to school. One of the call in topics on Maury was "Does your daughter have wild frizzy hair? Call us at 1888 45-maury(yes I memorized the number...) so I asked my mom to call so she just called and it was over *tear* the new topic was "Is your mom sleeping with your Boyfriend?" so so sad. My shot of fame on Maury and it's over...oh well-I'm calling back! Oh sexy Journalism boy isn't so hot. Yes he's hot physically but he's one hell of an Anti-Semite(Jew hater) So heres what I learned in school today
- Theater Arts: That because I walk shaking my hips I'm a very "Sexual, sensual person"
- World Geography- Ummmm stuff about climates
- Journalism-Why all Jews are going to "burn in hell" because we dont believe in Jesus...ummm right. They realize if it weren't for Jews there would be NO Jesus, right? Oh BTW this was not an actual class topic. I've become the Pablo of Hillcrest and I'm the unsuspecting eavesdropper :-)
- English- The spelling of Ludicrous! ...but because of a smarty pants I learned it last night!
- Lunch- Ahhh the joy of lunch! We discussed piercings and Christina Aguilera's naughty ones
- Advisory-GRAMMAR BECAUSE OF SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!!!! That's Hillcrest for ya
- Geometry- We learned that she really hates Mackie and Daniel! Imagine that...OH! And that I'm failing-what else is new?
- Biology-I learned we had a major test today! Pretty interesting huh? Also that I got a 72 on my last one *throws fist in air* YEEEES!
- Spanish-Ahhh the joy of Spanish. I learned that some guy who sits next to me isn't a virgin, but his friends consider him one because he's never "eaten out a coochie"(Lovely eh?) also about the infections you can get from flavored condoms and why green condoms sometimes dont work. Oy. That class is too much. Of course you know I'm not actually INVOLVED in the conversation, I just eavesdrop cause they're so damn loud...
- After School- Saw the cheerleaders practicing outside wow that made my day. Then that was when the Maury fiasco happened.
I had a purty decent day :-) Later Alligators
~~~<3Deb