I Fucked Up.......
So its about 12:20 am, I was with Bill, Allen, Tom, Heck, Hairy, Louis, and three kids I didn't know. So there's three cars and Im installing a new car stereo that I had just bought. So, everyone's wrestling and hanging out outside of wal-mart. and we see two cop cars flying in the distance and they keep getting closer and closer. Then, they come right up to us and one of the cars with us tries to flee but a third and forth car pull in front of it and we're all surrounded. They ask who's fighting and we said no one and they put Heck and my brother in cuffs and put them in the back of a car.
Like usual I was being an ass. The cop asks what we were doing and I said some stuff I don't remember. Heres the thing. Bill and Tom were wrestling on the roof of my van. so they ask me if I always let people do things like that and I say ya, and they say "do you care if someone shoots your car?" and I said "No, as long as it doesn't blow up." so the cop says "allright smart ass put your hands on the hood!" so I do. at this point louis and Heck are in cuffs in the back of two of the cars.
So at this point, the cop says "whipe that smirk off your face!" and I say "Its not a smirk its a smile." so after about ten minutes they let us go after a short lecture. I was So close to cuffs it wasn't even funny, the weird thing is Heck and louis weren't even doing anything.
Now we're all back here and concersing about the hilarity of it.
Always an adventure with Jon Hoffmann, just ask anyone who knows me!
Like usual I was being an ass. The cop asks what we were doing and I said some stuff I don't remember. Heres the thing. Bill and Tom were wrestling on the roof of my van. so they ask me if I always let people do things like that and I say ya, and they say "do you care if someone shoots your car?" and I said "No, as long as it doesn't blow up." so the cop says "allright smart ass put your hands on the hood!" so I do. at this point louis and Heck are in cuffs in the back of two of the cars.
So at this point, the cop says "whipe that smirk off your face!" and I say "Its not a smirk its a smile." so after about ten minutes they let us go after a short lecture. I was So close to cuffs it wasn't even funny, the weird thing is Heck and louis weren't even doing anything.
Now we're all back here and concersing about the hilarity of it.
Always an adventure with Jon Hoffmann, just ask anyone who knows me!