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So I'm working in Ybor yesterday, and a homeless man comes up to my car window while Im waiting at a stop light. he asks me for some change, I give it to him. Then he asks "Do you know why I'm talking so funny?" I said "no, why?" "because I was eating some really hairy pussy last night and it was so nasty it knocked all my teath out!" then he reached into his pocket and pulled out a handfull of broken teeth and started laughing. That was funny as fuck.