Captains Log, Star date 2421.........

[jontow2]

Ok so a funny thing happened to me on the way to the circus, I went to buy tickets and my credit card was rejected.......... Now i'm totally pissed........... I'm like "you must be doing something wrong, please try again.................. same result, now I'm really mad......... I call the card company and they say there is a fraud reported on my card and I'm like what?????????????? what r u talking about, and they say that someone has been trying to charge all sorts of things in other states with my card......................... Unbelievable........ so now i have to go get a new card at the bank........ Un-fucking-believable
You think if they were gonna steal someones identity they would have picked someone with better credit...............Oh well

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs alcitre.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it denos't mtater in waht oredr the ltetres in a
wrod are, the olny iprnoatmt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can slitl raed
it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and
I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

I slitl lvoe htehaer mroe tahn eevr.......oh wlel........... my secret lol :)