I'm good with ideas
When you think of teenagers what do you think of? I for one think of prenancys, mostly the teen kind. This problem of babies having babies must stop. So I have developed a plan that uses already existing technology. I call it "Babies or Bucked Teeth". The plan is simple:
Step 1. Give every person at the age of 13 a dental retainer.
Step 2. At random times during the week check to make sure person has retainer with them at all times
Thats it! Two steps. Now if the baby factory... I mean teenager still has their hunk of plastic and metal after a 4 year period then they are allowed to have a baby. It is a very simple concept. If a person can keep track of something as small as a retainer for 4 years then a baby, which is several times the size of a retainer, should be no problem to keep track of and care for.
As for those who lose their retainer the punishment is quite simple. Immideate tranquilizations starting at 3:00 pm and ending so the teen awakes at 6:00am. Not only will it keep Sally Lose Jeans from getting knocked up it also has other extra benefits. Teenage obesity will be a thing of the past, these children will just sleep through snacks and dinner. Also those kids in the class that are always bitching about how tired they are will no be getting 15 hours of sleep.
No need to thank me, the thanks will come in all the thin, well rested non child bearing children I see walking down the side walk between the hours of 7:00am and 2:00pm.
In other news life is good. Dance is swell and it is very cold outside.
Step 1. Give every person at the age of 13 a dental retainer.
Step 2. At random times during the week check to make sure person has retainer with them at all times
Thats it! Two steps. Now if the baby factory... I mean teenager still has their hunk of plastic and metal after a 4 year period then they are allowed to have a baby. It is a very simple concept. If a person can keep track of something as small as a retainer for 4 years then a baby, which is several times the size of a retainer, should be no problem to keep track of and care for.
As for those who lose their retainer the punishment is quite simple. Immideate tranquilizations starting at 3:00 pm and ending so the teen awakes at 6:00am. Not only will it keep Sally Lose Jeans from getting knocked up it also has other extra benefits. Teenage obesity will be a thing of the past, these children will just sleep through snacks and dinner. Also those kids in the class that are always bitching about how tired they are will no be getting 15 hours of sleep.
No need to thank me, the thanks will come in all the thin, well rested non child bearing children I see walking down the side walk between the hours of 7:00am and 2:00pm.
In other news life is good. Dance is swell and it is very cold outside.