Jan 16, 2006 15:20
Hope this drives away ur monday (afternoon) blues....and those of u who want to jump from the 20th floor after reading this....are free to do so....HAA HAA HAA..Iam sooooo bored that I nearly did....
Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall
building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third
is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have
their lunch together One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and
finds idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily.
If I find idlis in the box tomorrow, i will jump from the 20th floor and
die". Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and
says If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the 20th
floor of this building and die" Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and
finds Parathas in it and says “Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box
tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor" Next day the three
friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies. The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies. Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies. In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says "I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch" The Bengali's widow says “I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch" The sardarji's widow says "I do not
understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch!