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[jonpants]

walk away, I'll be a parade,
and I'll be determined that no one shall dissuade on my way,
I'll take my sweet time and burn all the bridges that I'm leaving behindIt's amazing how things can very quickly become old and annoying. It's amazing how you can put someone on a pedastal one minute and the next want to smash their face in with a brick. When

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[flamehaireddame]

Why don't you just kill yourself?

[sixteen_shells]

Is it possible to post posthumously?

[flamehaireddame]

http://www.livejournal.com/fromthegrave/phonepost/

[jonpants]

If I killed myself I wouldn't be able to hang out on Livejournal and reload my friends page and read all the bullshit you post, that means one less comment for you and I'm sure that you couldn't live with that. It's people like you who would use their one phone call from prison to make an LJ audio blog post. Idiot.

[flamehaireddame]

There's no need to be so altruistic. Please go ahead; I have a gun if you need help. Remember to take the safety trigger off, I know how you fumble with these things which require an element of thought.
I'll think of you fondly while I'm shouting into the payphone to LiveJournal while being fucked in the ass by an angry prostitute's ringed fist.

[jonpants]

Awww, sounds like someone is upset. Poor Andrasta. I don't mean to upset you because I called you exactly what you are, a livejournal whore in every respect. You should maybe throw your computer out your window and take a break from the internet for awhile. Go outside and get some sun. Then when you come back, you can tell your friendslist about "sunshine!"!!1!

God forbid though, right?

[flamehaireddame]

I'm crushed. You are so cruel. I can't wait to tell everyone how much you've hurt my feelings.

[jonpants]

Why is it that I totally don't doubt that you are writing a post right now saying what a horrible person I am. Holy fucking hell get a life.

[flamehaireddame]

Your intuition is remarkable, I feel so small for having been called on it. Can I get a life at DeVry?

[jonpants]

I don't even think DeVry could help you at this point. So sad, I used to think you were cool.

[flamehaireddame]

Oh, Homey, no. If DeVry, last resort for the aimless, ignorant, and meek is beyond me, and now I have lost your most valued esteem after we have grown so close and learned each other like a book, there is little left for me in this life.
Where will I get my fix for poorly worded bile?
Sarcasm within sarcasm until the message itself is unfunny and incomprehensible?
Hypocrisy that puts the worst of us to shame?
Sure, there's every self-hating stand-up comic in town, but will they give me a ride once in a while?
Most of all, I will miss that you can drive.

[jonpants]

If you need a ride you might want to try Santa Monica Blvd. I will ignore the rest of what you wrote because I hate you so much it gives me a headache.