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[jonpants]

My five year stretch of NO SICK has been ended by this god damned flu. Motherfucking fucking fuck! It's a good thing I'm not 80 years old or I'd be dead just like the people on the news. I remember a few years ago when Regis got the flu and everyone thought he was going to die. I don't think Regis will ever die. He's made of robot

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[violent_heart]

Ive the flu too
Lord of the rings nearly killed me
or maybe its the flu
I dont fucking want to be sick

[jonpants]

The whole time I was sitting there thinking that I had to throw up. I finally got into my house like two minutes ago and hit the floor coughing and sneezing until dog ran in and was like WTF DUDE R U OK? I can't believe I held all that in.

And then there was the movie....

[violent_heart]

Yeah I will try and find you on AIM today to movie rant

[jonpants]

It's going to be hard to find me because I'm dead.

[violent_heart]

be alive

[jonpants]

Ok maybe. I got sick again Friday and wanted to go to the hospital but couldn't move or talk.

[violent_heart]

Orlando Bloom gave me a bloody nose today

[jonpants]

A bloody nose is the only thing I've managed to avoid.