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LJ CUT? WHAT'S THAT? HAHAHAHA. Blame yourselves because I stole it from you.
10 years ago I..
- Stole a car and crashed it into a NO U TURN sign in front of my high school
- Ate three trays of lasagna in one sitting
- Decided that I hated everything and everyone
- Including and especially you
- Was using a 486/66 DX2 AST Advantage
7 years ago I..
- Got my drivers license
- And my first speeding ticket
- Started working at a print shop in Anaheim
- Lost my vision in a horrible fireworks accident
- Won a medal of bravery for saving an old lady from getting run over by a train
- I just made those last two up to make you feel sorry for me AND make you think I am a hero. Suckers.
5 years ago I..
- Lived at home, happily, with my brother and sister and mother and father and dog.
- Was a senior in high school
- Hung out with people that made me feel like shit because I didn't know any better
- Took two girls to prom
- Got arrested for being drunk and disorderly at the Paladium even though I wasnt drunk or disorderly.
3 years ago I..
- Was still working at the print shop in Anaheim enjoying how simple my life was
- ate Taco Bell for lunch EVERY DAY!!!
- Which is why my stomach is a piece of shit
- Decided I wanted to move away from Orange County
- Drove cross country in a minivan, from New York to Anaheim
2 years ago I..
- Got kicked out of art school.
- Yes, it's true, you can actually get kicked out of high priced art school.
- Lived in a really cool apartment in Woodland Hills
- Didn't hang out with anyone ever.
- Drove from Anaheim to Los Angeles with a broken water pump. My car melted. Literally.
1 year ago I..
- Lived in Reseda in a haunted house
- Enoyed the monotony
- Drank a bottle of A-1 steak sauce because someone offered me 3 dollars
- Found a goat (true story)
6 months ago I..
- Had a job
- Spent the majority of my time in traffic
- Hated the blind and crippled
- Oh wait I still hate the blind and crippled
- Even my cousin
- Once I called his girlfriend a bitch because she was being mean to me and he told my mom.
yesterday I..
- Went to the mall
- Forgot to take the garbage can with the rotting ribs out
- Got drunk and fell off the boat and was attacked by a shark
- I fought back but in the end was defeated
- The shark ate my arms and half my face
- And my unborn baby
- My unborn baby was named Fievel
today I..
- Ate a BBQ Roast Beef sandwich at Brent's
- Did my math homework
- Drove my dad and uncle around in the Mopar
- Cleared up some nagging issues
- Beat the Twins 7-3 to advance in the playoffs
- Installed a new shower head with a SAND BLASTER setting
- Decided that the dog was dirty
- Tried to watch The Brotherhood Of Poland New Hampshire but lost interest after 4 minutes
tomorrow I..
- Will go to math class and turn in my homework and get back last weeks quiz
- Will eat one of those new Burger King chicken sandwiches
- Will give the dog a bath
- Have to get gas for the Mopar
10 years ago I..
- Stole a car and crashed it into a NO U TURN sign in front of my high school
- Ate three trays of lasagna in one sitting
- Decided that I hated everything and everyone
- Including and especially you
- Was using a 486/66 DX2 AST Advantage
7 years ago I..
- Got my drivers license
- And my first speeding ticket
- Started working at a print shop in Anaheim
- Lost my vision in a horrible fireworks accident
- Won a medal of bravery for saving an old lady from getting run over by a train
- I just made those last two up to make you feel sorry for me AND make you think I am a hero. Suckers.
5 years ago I..
- Lived at home, happily, with my brother and sister and mother and father and dog.
- Was a senior in high school
- Hung out with people that made me feel like shit because I didn't know any better
- Took two girls to prom
- Got arrested for being drunk and disorderly at the Paladium even though I wasnt drunk or disorderly.
3 years ago I..
- Was still working at the print shop in Anaheim enjoying how simple my life was
- ate Taco Bell for lunch EVERY DAY!!!
- Which is why my stomach is a piece of shit
- Decided I wanted to move away from Orange County
- Drove cross country in a minivan, from New York to Anaheim
2 years ago I..
- Got kicked out of art school.
- Yes, it's true, you can actually get kicked out of high priced art school.
- Lived in a really cool apartment in Woodland Hills
- Didn't hang out with anyone ever.
- Drove from Anaheim to Los Angeles with a broken water pump. My car melted. Literally.
1 year ago I..
- Lived in Reseda in a haunted house
- Enoyed the monotony
- Drank a bottle of A-1 steak sauce because someone offered me 3 dollars
- Found a goat (true story)
6 months ago I..
- Had a job
- Spent the majority of my time in traffic
- Hated the blind and crippled
- Oh wait I still hate the blind and crippled
- Even my cousin
- Once I called his girlfriend a bitch because she was being mean to me and he told my mom.
yesterday I..
- Went to the mall
- Forgot to take the garbage can with the rotting ribs out
- Got drunk and fell off the boat and was attacked by a shark
- I fought back but in the end was defeated
- The shark ate my arms and half my face
- And my unborn baby
- My unborn baby was named Fievel
today I..
- Ate a BBQ Roast Beef sandwich at Brent's
- Did my math homework
- Drove my dad and uncle around in the Mopar
- Cleared up some nagging issues
- Beat the Twins 7-3 to advance in the playoffs
- Installed a new shower head with a SAND BLASTER setting
- Decided that the dog was dirty
- Tried to watch The Brotherhood Of Poland New Hampshire but lost interest after 4 minutes
tomorrow I..
- Will go to math class and turn in my homework and get back last weeks quiz
- Will eat one of those new Burger King chicken sandwiches
- Will give the dog a bath
- Have to get gas for the Mopar