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Robotnik tried to kill everyone with dirty smelly gayness tonight.
He's still not as bad as you pathetic emo indie whatever fucks though. I bet he never took pictures in his bathroom and then sent the fag brigade led by Captain Fat Luke Perry and a bunch of other assfucks to attack on livejournal. Winners, you're all winners.
Instead he ate three pounds of sour cream out of a tub which is more then any human should be able to consume in a 5 month period. He washed the sour cream down with half a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Then he went to the deli and ate some food but sent it back because it was more then he bargained for.
Yellow cheese? Too much oil, I want white cheese.
TOO MUCH FUCKING OIL? DID YOU SAY TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN OIL?
Speaking of oil, let me tell you about my anal leakage. And my wicked cool case of the herpes. So, how's your dinner?
Hey, I bring my own slip n' slide wherever I go!!!
Let me rephrase that as if Robotnik wrote it:
The magical slide of slippy was nice and yellow and sliptasticly magical and Levar and his five friends said four words and then five things happened hey this is a really bad run on sentence i bet I could keep it going for dozens of pages but my ass is leaking so I have to go to the kitchen and fix the door hinges.
I wrote a book. I keep it in an orange binder. It's got 109 pages but I've only written 88. Great punctuation too. Four sentences.
Hey, can I have a big, smelly gay hug? Oh, I am going to spend the next two days laying on my back jerking off to mental images of you.
Just remember, the best way to beat Robotnik is by bouncing off him three times. You have to learn his patterns before you can actually attack:
1. If he shoved his fingers in his ear and says "OOOOOohhhhhh this feels sooooooooo good" make sure you only vomit in your mouth. If you vomit openly on the floor he'll know he's got you. Remember, don't show fear. As soon as he starts to lower his hand, POUNCE, but watch out for sour cream wax.
2. Don't talk about cocks or large breasts, talk about baseball. As soon as he says HEY LETS GO PUT SHAVING CREAM ON SOMEONES FACE WHILE THEY SLEEP....POUNCE! Make sure to mention the three pounds of sour cream that Robotnik ingested in lieu of the shaving cream.
3. When the replay of the show starts, say you are leaving. Stand outside for awhile talking to other people who were "leaving" with you. Wait for the phone call. Sprint back to the room and say "GO HOME!" only with a lot less tact.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST BEATEN ROBOTNIK!
He's still not as bad as you pathetic emo indie whatever fucks though. I bet he never took pictures in his bathroom and then sent the fag brigade led by Captain Fat Luke Perry and a bunch of other assfucks to attack on livejournal. Winners, you're all winners.
Instead he ate three pounds of sour cream out of a tub which is more then any human should be able to consume in a 5 month period. He washed the sour cream down with half a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Then he went to the deli and ate some food but sent it back because it was more then he bargained for.
Yellow cheese? Too much oil, I want white cheese.
TOO MUCH FUCKING OIL? DID YOU SAY TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN OIL?
Speaking of oil, let me tell you about my anal leakage. And my wicked cool case of the herpes. So, how's your dinner?
Hey, I bring my own slip n' slide wherever I go!!!
Let me rephrase that as if Robotnik wrote it:
The magical slide of slippy was nice and yellow and sliptasticly magical and Levar and his five friends said four words and then five things happened hey this is a really bad run on sentence i bet I could keep it going for dozens of pages but my ass is leaking so I have to go to the kitchen and fix the door hinges.
I wrote a book. I keep it in an orange binder. It's got 109 pages but I've only written 88. Great punctuation too. Four sentences.
Hey, can I have a big, smelly gay hug? Oh, I am going to spend the next two days laying on my back jerking off to mental images of you.
Just remember, the best way to beat Robotnik is by bouncing off him three times. You have to learn his patterns before you can actually attack:
1. If he shoved his fingers in his ear and says "OOOOOohhhhhh this feels sooooooooo good" make sure you only vomit in your mouth. If you vomit openly on the floor he'll know he's got you. Remember, don't show fear. As soon as he starts to lower his hand, POUNCE, but watch out for sour cream wax.
2. Don't talk about cocks or large breasts, talk about baseball. As soon as he says HEY LETS GO PUT SHAVING CREAM ON SOMEONES FACE WHILE THEY SLEEP....POUNCE! Make sure to mention the three pounds of sour cream that Robotnik ingested in lieu of the shaving cream.
3. When the replay of the show starts, say you are leaving. Stand outside for awhile talking to other people who were "leaving" with you. Wait for the phone call. Sprint back to the room and say "GO HOME!" only with a lot less tact.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST BEATEN ROBOTNIK!