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Huell Houser was shopping in the Korean supermarket today. His supermarket guide was this old Korean lady who said that in Korean supermarkets if someone bumps into you don't expect them you apologize or say excuse me like you get in American supermarkets. You should just know that they feel sorry in their heart. And if they bump into you a second time maybe they will buy you a gift to make up for it.
If that's the case then the Korean people owe me lots of fucking gifts. Just to make it easy on them I've made a list of things I want:
An X-Box
Control of Iraq
A mute button that works on humans
Holosseum
Mystery blocks like they have in Super Mario Bros. where if I jump up and hit them with my head I get points or coins or power ups like the star of invincibility or the fire flower.
I thank all Koreans in advance.
Monday: Business/Tech (10am-11am)
Psych 110 (11am-12pm)
Law 310 (1pm-4pm)
Tuesday: Comp 215 (8am-11am)
Math 110 (11am-1pm)
Wednesday: Problem Solving (10am-12pm)
Thursday: Math 110 (11am-1pm)
Friday: Business/Tech (9am-11am)
Psych 110 (11am-1pm)
Sometimes I think it's amazing how the little things become big things. Way too easily frustrated and annoyed.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop.
Come here.
Go away.
You are making a bad decision.
Shut the fuck up.
Set yourself on fire.
You know it.
I know you know it.
Admit it.
Nothing is very much fun anymore.
Shut the fuck up.
Use the squirt bottle.
Take out the garbage
No, the other garbage.
Run to the bathroom and lock the door.
Be extreme.
Set yourself on fire.
If that's the case then the Korean people owe me lots of fucking gifts. Just to make it easy on them I've made a list of things I want:
An X-Box
Control of Iraq
A mute button that works on humans
Holosseum
Mystery blocks like they have in Super Mario Bros. where if I jump up and hit them with my head I get points or coins or power ups like the star of invincibility or the fire flower.
I thank all Koreans in advance.
Monday: Business/Tech (10am-11am)
Psych 110 (11am-12pm)
Law 310 (1pm-4pm)
Tuesday: Comp 215 (8am-11am)
Math 110 (11am-1pm)
Wednesday: Problem Solving (10am-12pm)
Thursday: Math 110 (11am-1pm)
Friday: Business/Tech (9am-11am)
Psych 110 (11am-1pm)
Sometimes I think it's amazing how the little things become big things. Way too easily frustrated and annoyed.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop.
Come here.
Go away.
You are making a bad decision.
Shut the fuck up.
Set yourself on fire.
You know it.
I know you know it.
Admit it.
Nothing is very much fun anymore.
Shut the fuck up.
Use the squirt bottle.
Take out the garbage
No, the other garbage.
Run to the bathroom and lock the door.
Be extreme.
Set yourself on fire.