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[jonpants]

I was at the bookstore tonight and read something and thought holy shit that's fucking rad and it helped make sense of things in a really superficial kind of way but still that's better then nothing. Its even better then run on sentences and pointing out the obvious

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[scumkitty]

run on sentences are awesome...well yours anyway..in general i dont like bad grammar...i hate it in fact.

mustard is disgusting. problem solved. ketchup sometimes..mayo always. mayo is awesome. youre insane. mayo on EVERYTHING. bbq on bbq. that is all. mayo is NOT rotten vanilla pudding. jack ass.

tomotoes are vile.

feet shrink..mine have since wearing boots..boots have to be tight and each pair i get (every 2 years os so) i have to get a size smaller. its not your crazy shoes.

[jonpants]

We hate all the opposite things.

[scumkitty]

so well never get along. i now hate you. its all over. STOP STALKING ME!

nah im just joshin...everyone i know (no i mean everyone) has the EXACT opposite tastes as me..

everyone i think is hot they dont..people i think hideous (such as stacy kiebler) everyone loves..i dont get it..

but the person i named as *hideous* on my thoughts list EVERYONE would agree ith..i GUARANTEE it..WOW.

[jonpants]

Do not talk bad about Stacey. That's blasphemy.

[scumkitty]

stacey i dont get..just cuz youre a slut doesnt make you hot..
trish..i can see where shes pretty but i still dont see how shes *every guys dream*..fake blonde? fake tits? fake tan? ass implants? thats what guys want?

now angelina jolie. dita von teese. woooooo. i wouldnt kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers. im not gay...but DAMN they mught make me bi for a night.

[jonpants]

Knocking Trish and Stacey? Pure evil. I won't take part in this.

[scumkitty]

knocking stacey..maybe..stacey has no reason other than to boost testosterone and as far as ive seen thats not a good thing. though i AM aware that what the wwe is..and what its for..i just dont hink that all of that is necessary.

knocking trish..not quite..i dont *like* her, but i dont hate her so much..she has a *small* bit of talent..though she is there just to give you (males, not specifically you, though maybe you) a hard on.

[jonpants]

Stacey is around as Scott Steiner and Tests director of marketing. Testosterone inducing is just something that comes with the territory.

[probably_not]

Mayonnaise is terrible. And tomatoes are great. You're just.. wrong.

[scumkitty]

nope. tomatoes are ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww and mayonaisse belongs on everything.

[jonpants]

I won't eat tomatoes by themselves but I do thing they serve a great purpose. And I agree with you about the mayo.

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[probably_not]

FINALLY. You must be the only other person in the world who agrees with me on the mayo thing. Everyone thinks I'm insane.

[jonpants]

I would figure that most people would hate mayo because it's fucking sick.

[probably_not]

Actually, I believe you're the first person I've met who doesn't like it..

[mortalsin1]

At one point in my life, there were very few things that I liked to eat. But then I discovered Mayo. So now, I ask for things with no mayo, and they taste much better.