instead of "betrothed" you will be "butt buddies"
tonight has been a night of big bonfires and realizations. i realized one of best friends isnt who they were and that i need to keep moving forward. pretty generic but it does the job for me. and oh yeah, the fire was pretty cool. i smell like smoke.
i should have gone to see Jarhead. maybe tomorrow night. anyone wanna go?
ok so this dude walks into a bar and says all lawyers are pregnant whores who smoke crack and drink vodka all day. and if they are male then they like buttsex. one lady stands slowly in the back with a cigarette butt her mouth and a drink in her hand and says, "hey i resent that." the guy says ," are you a pregnant whore who smokes crack and drinks all day?" "no." she says "I'm a lawyer."
ok so i reversed it but i think its better this way.
i should have gone to see Jarhead. maybe tomorrow night. anyone wanna go?
ok so this dude walks into a bar and says all lawyers are pregnant whores who smoke crack and drink vodka all day. and if they are male then they like buttsex. one lady stands slowly in the back with a cigarette butt her mouth and a drink in her hand and says, "hey i resent that." the guy says ," are you a pregnant whore who smokes crack and drinks all day?" "no." she says "I'm a lawyer."
ok so i reversed it but i think its better this way.