Okay, maybe not available-- but he had indeed been cast into action figure form
as a Storm Trooper! Not sure about the likeness, but geez, how adorable and can't you already see the ad campaign?
DEFEATS TALKING POINTS IN A SINGLE EYEBROW RAISE!
DISMISSES GLENN BECK IN A SINGLE IMPRESSION!
PROVIDES SENSE IN AN UNSTABLE WORLD!
IT'S.... JON STEWART!
(Stephen sold separately.)