Jan 02, 2005 00:45
My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
My dick is so big, it's got its own gang sign.
My dick is so big, I can fuck a car wash.
My dick is so big, compasses do not function properly around it.
My dick is so big, it has stretch marks.
My dick is so big, it's getting its own State Quarter.
My dick is so big, I can change channels without the remote.
My dick is so big, it has elbows.
My dick is so big, Stephen Hawkin has a theory about it.
And finaly this one is really bad and will probly piss some people off but i dont care.
My dick is so big it fell over in the ocean and caused a suunami. Maybe you heard about it.
Winter Brake was awesome.