When over-friendly smackheads try to engage in conversation, kick them really hard.

[jonnyleemiller]

If you're like me, which I pray to God you're not, it's always been your life's ambition to hear The Smiths covered in Ukrainian. It's a festive little song and strangely makes me want to learn some native Ukrainian dances

Comments

[clsevigny]

I had no idea you were so hip.

[jonnyleemiller]

Occasionally I surprise myself with the hip, Chloe. It's frightening when it happens.

[clsevigny]

It's probably all Woody's fault.

[jonnyleemiller]

Well, if you consider hip marrying your daughter, then certainly. He taught me everything I know.

[clsevigny]

Oh my God, didn't you hear. Quasi-incest is the new black.

[jonnyleemiller]

... quasi, huh? Thank god I don't have any full blood siblings then or I'd be on it.