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jonnyleemiller

As I live and breathe......

Feb 17, 2006 20:16

Alright, alright I get it. Stop with the nudging already. If I told you the truth of my absence, you wouldn't believe it. So instead, I'll just blame it on new Morrissey :'( singles and say YOU HAVE KILLED ME. Yes, you. Actually, Angelina kills me. Destroying my fairy godfather dreams! I could've provided strong female guidance! I'm joking, of ( Read more... )

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leighwallace February 18 2006, 10:32:38 UTC

morrissey!! i would believe you what havey ou been doing i hope not molesting the rose bushes of your neighbors. >:D oh my god you on tv i don't know if i could control myself! kdjfkldjf i love you k bye!

jonnyleemiller February 18 2006, 10:48:05 UTC

There are explosive kegs between my legs, Leighanne. I've been completely concussion-free but the rosebushes are pressing charges. Hahhaha I love you too, mind the dumpsta you wackjob.

leighwallace March 2 2006, 13:34:40 UTC

gasp! i'm not a wackjob i just happened to be uberdrunk and loving you up there >:O i never got to nudge you but i just did something totally creepy and i think i was your first so even better wink wink.

when is this running thing happening? i want to visit you before you possibly die. :'(

jonnyleemiller March 2 2006, 20:09:45 UTC

HAHHAHAHA yes, it was my first, thank you for taking my rose virginity, Leighanne. No one can take that away from you.

The running is in April. I'll be home until then, jogging around with kegs tied to my ankles in preparation. You should come ride alongside me in a Rascal.

leighwallace March 5 2006, 04:59:32 UTC

that's honestly the hottest thing i've heard all day. haha only because i will go on and on and on now about how i've deflowered jonny lee miller. mmm to you making me creepy. :-*

i will! i'll even make sure its a double rascal so that whenever you get tired you can just jump on behind me for a while. you wanna see my horoscope? i'm showing you anyway the question was just reflex. Thanks to the influence of the moon, which has imbued many people with a burst of energy, you will still be feeling as though you could run a marathon. it was like hello what else do you want a sign from the heavens go to fucking london already. life loves me. :D

ps i made this guy friend you up because he is as creepy as we are and the music taste is just as good! don't make fun of him because he dances for a living!

jonnyleemiller March 5 2006, 05:57:23 UTC

Well I pretty much was a virgin until I met you??? Not minding the fact that I was married and to you know who?? Mmm to creepy, absolutely.

Hahha, a Rascal with a sidecar. What a fantastic horoscope. I think that's definitely pointing to yes, London calling.

ps I can never have enough Backstreet in my life and anyone who dances for a living earns my automatic respect because god, if only.

leighwallace March 5 2006, 06:41:36 UTC

i know i always make it hurt like the very first time! haha you just made it sound like she's voldemort. not that i know who that is.

london calling in a HUGE way jonny lee. howie and i are going to ry and molest jon stewart at the oscars and generally wreak havoc whilst outrunning the cops. if we don't get arrested i'm dragging him along!

pps this is why you are the most magnificent man who ever lived. also, you do an awesome belinda carlisle do not sell yourself short!

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