There is come cause for alarm...
Right now in the local news North Camp features heavily, its even on the beeb website for it's gang violence. Am I scared? Nope, because I had no idea it was going on until I read it in the paper and to be totally honest, there is something far scarier and mere metres away that gives real cause to strike fear into the hearts of men.
Behind a chainlink fence, a quick two minutes walk from my front door, there lurks thousands, upon thousands of train killers and murderers. This 'establishment' isn't a prison, far from it, it's members (and it's membership is exlusive) are PAID to be there. The Government even funds and calls it 'Army' and I can tell you why they call it 'Army'. It's to make it less scary, how scared would you be of a gang of killers called Amy? You wouldn't be, you'd direct them to the nearest gay club and keep your back to the wall.
It's a girls name! WITH AN 'R' IN IT! Just to give you a false sense of security.
Now, I want to pose a very serious question to you. These people are armed to the teeth, I've heard they even have nuclear capabilities, but how safe would we be if they decided to attack us and take over OUR country? We'd be defenceless!
We need the Americans to come and disarm this evil threat to our national security, like they have in Iraq and Afganistan, my god! They have nuclear capabilities and we just won't be safe until they have relinquished their arms and handed them over to American control.
God save the Queen.
Ciao,
jonny x
Behind a chainlink fence, a quick two minutes walk from my front door, there lurks thousands, upon thousands of train killers and murderers. This 'establishment' isn't a prison, far from it, it's members (and it's membership is exlusive) are PAID to be there. The Government even funds and calls it 'Army' and I can tell you why they call it 'Army'. It's to make it less scary, how scared would you be of a gang of killers called Amy? You wouldn't be, you'd direct them to the nearest gay club and keep your back to the wall.
It's a girls name! WITH AN 'R' IN IT! Just to give you a false sense of security.
Now, I want to pose a very serious question to you. These people are armed to the teeth, I've heard they even have nuclear capabilities, but how safe would we be if they decided to attack us and take over OUR country? We'd be defenceless!
We need the Americans to come and disarm this evil threat to our national security, like they have in Iraq and Afganistan, my god! They have nuclear capabilities and we just won't be safe until they have relinquished their arms and handed them over to American control.
God save the Queen.
Ciao,
jonny x