Mar 15, 2004 12:27
Spring Breakdown...
Down to Orlando: worked in a bar for a night, found some culture/nice ass/Lamborghinis, etc.
over to Siesta: Too much Jager/SoCo/kegs to remember why I got kicked out 3 days in
Off to the strip club: met my wife (we'll call her Bubbles) I think she was just dancing with those other guys to make me jelous
Almost off to Jail: Kegstands on the beach attract the wrong kind of girls, young
Back to Orlando: met every red blooded mans fantasy from Lake Brantley, Courtney Mayor.
Later that night: got sexually assaulted by her best friend, (no means no, really)
Over to Smyrna: Club Spread Eagle in full effect.
Back Downtown: 7 course meals on the 18th floor. $700 check
over to Kyles: Fell asleep with Marylin Monroe
Woke up: Saw "the passion", no need for tissues
hit the road: 6 hour trip back to Tally with the best of company
sleepin it all off..
:):):)