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[jonnyatemillion]

Austin City Limits is this weekend and the amount of Lame-O people coming into this hostel looks downright record breaking. the dork knob has gone straight to eleven. ninety five percent of the dudes comin in here are after pussy, and god does it show. you can see it in their eyes. you can smell the binaca. life here is going to be hell until

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[rainn9]

I say Hawaii!

why don't you come over here and make me, asshole!

[jonnyatemillion]

you would. i don't know. if i decide to go to hawaii, it would be along time before i got there. possibly as longer than a year. first, i'd have to figure out somewhere to go in the meantime. portland's out of the question. i can't just hop right over to hawaii. airfare to get there is pricey, and i have not a dime to my name. also, i would have to get an apartment there before i got there, and that is pricey as well. my ex girlfriend has an aprtment there somewhere, but she's probably moving to spain, seeing as how she's been there for the past two months. so couch surfing is not really an option. moving to hawaii would be a very compicated and expensive thing. i would probably need somehwere in the neighborhood of 2000 bucks. or at least 1500. so there's all that. werd.

[torpeeeedo]

no portland??? :[

[jonnyatemillion]

HA! are you fucking kidding me! you fuckers'll never get me back. i am doner than done with portland.