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GO ME IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!111
so i got dumped again. what else is new. it's not like i expect anything else since i'm awful and stuffz. currently i'm having sex with lots of boyz because for some reason or another they like that. i'm pretending that makes me gay because god knowz i'm not in it for the ladiez anymore. LE SIGH WHY DO I SUX0RX ewan is so good to me i love him a lot. and my god could that appelton chick be any more repulsive i was probably in a coma when i fell in love with her oops did i say that i meant only using her for sex. which wasn't that good but my life is heinous to begin with so it was not a big difference or anything.
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sobz what do that punk kid have that i don't. i mean i even have a stamina tattoo, it doesn't get any more manly than that. and the gigantic forehead. you know that is supposed to attract women and so is a square jaw because their primitive instincts are drawn to machoness and the need to feel protected WHY DID THIS LESSON ESCAPE MY BLOODLY EX WIFE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. and julez. dude looks like a lady i'm telling you.
that settles it. she is so a lesbian.
i'm gonna go get drunk now hahahahalmaozlolololol bye
so i got dumped again. what else is new. it's not like i expect anything else since i'm awful and stuffz. currently i'm having sex with lots of boyz because for some reason or another they like that. i'm pretending that makes me gay because god knowz i'm not in it for the ladiez anymore. LE SIGH WHY DO I SUX0RX ewan is so good to me i love him a lot. and my god could that appelton chick be any more repulsive i was probably in a coma when i fell in love with her oops did i say that i meant only using her for sex. which wasn't that good but my life is heinous to begin with so it was not a big difference or anything.
IHATETHESTROKESIHATETHESTROKESIHATETHESTROKESIHATETHESTROKES
sobz what do that punk kid have that i don't. i mean i even have a stamina tattoo, it doesn't get any more manly than that. and the gigantic forehead. you know that is supposed to attract women and so is a square jaw because their primitive instincts are drawn to machoness and the need to feel protected WHY DID THIS LESSON ESCAPE MY BLOODLY EX WIFE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. and julez. dude looks like a lady i'm telling you.
that settles it. she is so a lesbian.
i'm gonna go get drunk now hahahahalmaozlolololol bye