junk.

[jonny_neblina]

Woke up yesterday to what might as well have been a kick to the junk. My cramped stomach stole immediate attention from a swollen left nut and epididymis as large as said nut had once been. After spending a lifetime - or more accurately ten minutes - in fetal position, I half-crawled my way to the motorcycle outside. Luckily, the vibrations and

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[apophthegmatic0]

Shit, am i glad i'm not a dude.
Take care man, hope you get better, and your lucky to have both nuts.

[apophthegmatic0]

messed up nuts and all, i don't think i'm tough enough to be a lady.

that said, i know you're strong and wish you courage in embracing the glorious side of singledom and all it's not so closed/exclusive adventures.

[apophthegmatic0]

Thanks man, i'm enjoying it so far, it's hard, but i was begining to forget who i was. Yeah!

[leightsy]

omg - Nigel just about died when I read this to him! I;'m glad to hear you're okay and that there's still a chance for little Jonnys in the future.

[jonny_neblina]

i hope you two are well. one day when mal's back, i'll convince us all to revisit the island camping adventure - but this time, it'll be on scooters and motorcycles! take care and happy autumn.

[rowdyllama]

and without the 2cb? Oh wait, I think lindsay really liked that stuff... hehe

[leightsy]

:P