a night of picking up contortionists handbooks
so i dunno... i think that wednesday nights can be as equally fun as any other. as fun as a weekend night even. like.. lets say a friday, or saturday.. or even a sunday night
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If i was to paint the town on a wed night i wouldn't do it RED. Red is for sellouts. Fred Durst would paint a wed night red, like his backwards hat. I am original like Coors light, hang with me and you will tap the rockies. We painted the town Purple, like that stinking Dinosaur Barny. No we didn't run around asking ppl to love us and give out hugs because we are HARD CORE. Purple resembles the craziness that is US. Crazy like the artist Prince wearing a purple jumpsuit with no butt, that crazy.
While the majority of your story is true you left out a few details.
1. The guy we held the door open for at Chilies, the Preacher/Lawyer/Insurance Salesman/Real Estate/"Im still cool enough to wear penny loafers and a white jacket to the bar".
2. Captian Mullet, sitting at the bar stewing in his mulletenous filth a trailor trash pants drinking his bud light, to keep his figure.
3. The old drunk man who kept asking the waitress if they were real.
4. The giant grape Ape that ecaped from the zoo.
5. The shrink wrapped inflatable Llama that ate 27 Taquitos from the DB mart vending machine and then pooped out a german U boat that had the diary from Jon Bonjovi whare he wrote about a show his band play where Triumph the insult comic dog made fun of him who was on the Conan show that i was watching when i was startled by a shrink wrapped inflatable Llama.
Oh and the top was down on the car and my front speakers were fuzzy.
And most importantly, if you go to S & S make sure Jill tells you the total cause if you can't read or are dislexic, she might just stare at you and say nothing till you figure it out on your own and pay her.
im tired you fiends
Raul Duke
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