Everyone read my story.
Last night while I was working in the middle of a rush this old guy kinda hobbled into the bar and shuffled over to where me and Kelli were standing, you know how old people "shuffle", and he gave Kelli 3 really plain looking walnuts and kinda hobbled off. I didn't hear him say anything, but Kelli gave me 2 of them and said something about magic walnuts (so maybe he did say something) and I laughed and threw them in my purse and finished with the customers, totally forgetting about them. During this time I didn't see the old man again. Nor did I see him for the rest of the night. Nor do I have any bloody idea who he was in the first place.
Today I found them in my purse while I was out. I figured what the hell and, not having a nutcracker in my back pocket, I stepped on it. Inside was one of those gold Sackagawua dollars, a pile of sand, and a little handwritten note that said "WHEN THE DUST SETTLED, THE BAR WAS A WRECK - BODIES AND CHAIR EVERYWHERE, BUT NO-BODY EVER AGAIN CALLED ST. FRANCIS A SISSY : )". When I got home I cracked open the other one and there was another one of those dollars, a penny, and a note that said "A GOOD KISS PUTS A FLUSH IN THE CHEEKS. A GREAT KISS MELTS THE WAX IN YOUR EARS : )". I decided that man is the single coolest person I have ever met. I most certainly do hope he comes back sometime, so I can congradulate him on being so. Yeah, most definitely. He really made my day.
Today I found them in my purse while I was out. I figured what the hell and, not having a nutcracker in my back pocket, I stepped on it. Inside was one of those gold Sackagawua dollars, a pile of sand, and a little handwritten note that said "WHEN THE DUST SETTLED, THE BAR WAS A WRECK - BODIES AND CHAIR EVERYWHERE, BUT NO-BODY EVER AGAIN CALLED ST. FRANCIS A SISSY : )". When I got home I cracked open the other one and there was another one of those dollars, a penny, and a note that said "A GOOD KISS PUTS A FLUSH IN THE CHEEKS. A GREAT KISS MELTS THE WAX IN YOUR EARS : )". I decided that man is the single coolest person I have ever met. I most certainly do hope he comes back sometime, so I can congradulate him on being so. Yeah, most definitely. He really made my day.